| 8. | Celebrity ass cover up | ||
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A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity. Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..." Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!" |
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| 9. | give-and-go | ||
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An individual who is taking it up the ass eats the freshly excreted fesis from that of whom is giving it up the ass. In a final attempt to gain the needed energy, for Mike was exhausted at the time from all the ass-fucking, his significant other, Tom decided it would be useful for the two to initiate a give-and-go, for Tom was in the need to release some extra weight holding him down from giving Mike the best time in his gay-ass (literally in this example) life
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| 10. | cab sex | ||
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Only giving up the booty on Christmas, an anniversary, or a birthday. I only do it when I have to....that is cab sex.
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| 11. | boogina | ||
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A term first coined by the gay Afro-American community to describe the most desired point of entry for the gay black male, the anus, unlike the straights who first seek out the vagina. Boogina is a marrying of the two words "booty" and "vagina" just like the Mangina to describe the aforementioned. However, today the term Boogina is not limited in use by 42nd st. Queens and the like. A recent upswing in ass play among those outside of the gay enclaves, perhaps influenced by various rap songs like E40's "You and Dat Booty," has brought Boogina out from exclusivity and into America's mainsream lexicon. "If I'm giving up the boogina to Jorge then he's gonna have to tell his parents about me and him. N'uff said."
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| 12. | double wedge | ||
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the double wedge was discovered inside a local massachusetts cvs. basically it happens to abnormally obese people who walk like pimps. it can only happen if they are wearing shorts. the shorts, which turn into booty shorts, ride very high into the crotch region...and also ride so far up the butt you can no longer see the seam of the mentioned botty shorts/hotpants. the shorts basically give a frontal and rear wedge. frightening. "that man is really fat and his booty shorts are giving him a really bad double wedge"
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| 13. | Ziggity Zoinks | ||
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1. What you shout out loud before you bust a big load on a nice stankin' pair of pussy tassle tits.
2. Big ass pussy lips, smells like vaginal secretions. 3. What shaggy said to scooby after chuck norris busted a fat load on their chests. 4. What you say when you snort coke of someones tits. 5. The cousin of a snow job, and a ding king. 6. The alliance practiced by vulture, creature, and primitive panther while riding shotgun, cobain, and mulligan. 7. A phrase practiced by Clive Holmes, Bob Skyler, and Bobby Braininger. 8. Chuck Norris once ate pussy, he claimed it taste so bad he ziggity zoinked a huge loogie thus resulting in the reason we have salt water oceans today. Like ziggity zoinks scooby doo, like i just fucked thelma up the ass without giving her the common courtesy for a reach around.
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| 14. | The Donald | ||
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A sexual act in which the girl is on her knees, giving someone a bj, but right before he comes, he pulls out and finishes off in his hand. Then, he takes that hand and spreads it through the girls hair, giving her a comb-over (much like the hair-do Donald trump so handsomely sports). Then, with the left over cum, he slaps her across the face and says "YOU'RE FIRED!" and breaks up with her right then and there.
Or, for the ladies out there, do the same exact thing after giving him a hand job. Man, I totally gave my girlfriend the Donald last night! Or should I say ex-girlfriend. She was so pissed!
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