|1.||God's Cruel Joke|
A large penis on an unattractive man.
|2.||Throat Lotion Dispenser|
A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
While a chick is giving a drunken sloppy blow job and just before you're gonna give her some throat yogurt she voms all over your cock but continues until the job is done.
Danny brought V-Dawg back to his apt and she starts going down on him like ghetto style but check this out, she was so fucked up she vommed all over his cock and he was like "oh my god why is there chicken terriyaki on my balls? I was almost done, you better fucking finish. GET BACK ON THAT TERRIYAKI COCK!!!!" So he shoved her face back down and she happily completed the vom-job. The End.
|4.||Stuffed up dragon|
When you had a little too many whiskey cocktails and want to mix it up with your girlfriend,maybe she was being a little annoying that day so you want to pay her back.Make her go down on you,it helps if you havent showered in a few days just makes it a little more satisfying,now when you blow your load in her mouth pull out quickly,with her innocent face staring at you cover her mouth and slap her cheeks together and your stinky load with go through her throat and out her nose..she may even groan like a cum breathing dragon..pull your pants up,walk to the kitchen,make yourself a smooth and strong whiskey,put on some johnny cash and realize what lifes all about..
i tell yah theres nothing like giving your girl a stuffed up dragon
you ever looked when your girl or some unknown girl was doing her best job to please you and her head's just bobbing up and down as she goes to town well, that's to bob
Is oral sex performed upon the penis. It may be performed to induce orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or it can be used as foreplay prior to vaginal or anal forms of intercourse.
other terms that may be used are: blowjob, as well as Fellatio.sometimes "giving head" or "going down."Or possibly "sucking dick" and "sucking off."
This may be used in such terms as, "that chick was totally bobbing me last night" or, "that was the best bob ever". Including, "it was the weirdest thing when she was bobbin' him on the other coach when i woke up that morning".
To give curb is to perform top-notch, exquisite felatio, specifically in adventurous locale, ie 'on a curb', any given porch, in a fraternity bathroom, on a white plastic chair in a cemented basement, in 1800 Chem, or on the bleachers during a school assembly.more...
The word 'curb' is not necessarily interchangeable with other terms associated with 'giving head'. Curb is a step up, per say, from your typical felatio session (a couple dips deep down the throat, lots of tip sucking, some ball fondling and shaft stroking).
Curb is, more or less, a form of art.
Giving/receiving curb entails 6 or more of the following :
a BBC (big black cock, or any given african male worthy of receiving such an act);
deep throating for extended periods of time to the point of tears, the ripping of the epiglottis, and/or suffocation;
regurgitation of any previously consumed meal;
complete numbness of the lips (preferably DSLs), tongue, and jaw muscles;
wet, slippery suction-release sounds;
finger in asshole;
licking of the taint;
entire ballsack in mouth, with light suckling/tug;
eye fucking during the act...
1. noun. English. A Korean push-up has occurred when a man is laying on a bed or trampoline on his back, and a female performs fellatio in a "push-up" position hovering over him. Now that's not all! The female uses her muscular fortitude to push up and down on the surface area around the male, bouncing him up and down in her mouth. This bouncing motion is what gives the traditional fellatiatic look and feel to this move.
This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...
1. I got seasick last night from all the Korean push-ups my girl was giving me last night.
2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean push-ups.
3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean push-ups!
4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean push-up was all about.