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15. ghost flip off
Giving someone the ghost flip off means raising all your fingers up while holding your middle down with your thumb. Do it between your friends because your not insulting anyone with this gesture.
"What the hell was that?"
"Ghost Flip Off"
"oh..."
"yep...that just happened"
16. Psychological Finger
The psychological Finger is the PC version of giving someone the real Finger. The recipient will only realize they have been given the Psychological Finger long after the fact when they realize that you had no intentions of following through with a promise to either help or get back to them.
You " Boss, I need a new Computer, mine is very slow"

Boss "Sure, no problem, I will send an e-mail to IT and instruct them to get you a new Computer"

You call IT two weeks later to ask whether your Boss had sent the e-mail only to find out it was never sent.

You realize your Boss had given you the Psychological Finger in your original meeting.
17. Flying Fickle Finger of Fate
Pronunciation: \ˈflī\\iŋ \ˈfi-kəl\ \ˈfiŋ-gər\ \ˈäv\ \ˈfāt\

This perhaps is the first version of "flipping the bird" on prime time TV.(Rowan & Martin's "Laugh In". Was an American sketch comedy television program which ran for 140 episodes from January 22, 1968 to May 14, 1973.)

If they thought some deserved getting "the finger" They would be given "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award", saluting actual dubious achievements by the government or famous people. A breakthrough in TV broadcasting.
Holding ones arm outstretched with thumb and fingers retracted except the middle one and the middle finger extended as far as possible, You are now Flying the Fickle finger of fate. When you aim it at someone in particular, you are giving them a "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award"
18. Wheel Finger
the act of flipping someone off while still keeping a firm grip on the steering wheel. the wheel finger is used often as a married woman's go to move. This action will typically result in laughter by the receiver
haha wow, i dont think she likes your driving, shes giving us the wheel finger
19. freudian finger
When you give someone the finger so subtly, even you don't know you're giving it.
I didn't realize I was freudian fingering him, but I scratched my nose with my middle finger, unbeknownst to all.
20. Horned Bird
A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.
My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?
21. shooting the bird
In Western countries, extending the middle finger (either on its own, or along with the index finger in the United Kingdom - like a reverse peace sign) is an offensive and obscene gesture, colloquially known as "flipping the bird", "flipping someone off", "shooting the bird", "the middle finger", "the middle salute", "the finger", "flipping off" or "giving the finger". The gesture is used as a form of insult to whom it is directed.
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Look at that dipshit shooting the bird. I'll bet he runs if I try to "talk" to him.
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