any given time that an individual named "shelby" must have the glory of telling an individual off. sometimes the moment may include, but not limited to, the throwing of objects that may squeak at anothers head. it may also cause the victim to have public humiliation as you would see on tv, which would be concluded with a "...oh shit"
"shel moment"- are you fucking kidding me *name*? why would i invite you to my graduation party? after all the shit? i dont think my dad would want you here. seriously. thats a dumb question to ask.
A common name for a funny friend. Usually nicknamed Santi which is derived from Santiago. Santi is used by said persons good friends, and will likely spread to all of the people that said person knows. Soon, said person will become Santi, ridding himself of his family given name, in favor of the coolest nickname of all time. The furthest thing from emo.
That boy Santiago is the shit. Dude's hilarious!!
A endearing name given to a significant other to express feelings of love and/or recognition of their adorability.
Can be repeated to better convey said feelings and/or recognition.
I love you boubly.
Boubly boubly boubly boubly boubly.
|942.||pulling a whoopi|
To act as Whoopi Goldberg would in any given situation.
For further clarification on how to pull whoopis and recognize when whoopis are being pulled, please watch the following films and comercials: Ghost, Sister Act, and 1 in 3 like me (light bladder leakage).
Look over there! He's running with a fanny pack! And look! She's running in a habit! Everyone's pulling whoopis today!
Person 1: I just pulled a whoopi.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: I just spritzed. I've been leaking for years!
The following statements are considered examples of pulling a whoopi: "Molly, you in danger girl," "Can I keep this pen?" and "I signed the wrong name... can I have another?"
A term used as an insult given by Richard Dawson to contestants on Family Feud who either give really dumb answers or have all-around bad games.
Question: Name a loud animal.
Richard: Well, let's see if Huckleberry Dillinger is right...
The word Jack is a military term given to an individual who is in the words of Lieutenant Colonel Hewitt of the Australian Army "A bad bloke."
The term Jack is given to someone who is not helping out his mates with tasks and generally being a shit cunt. If an individual is not helping his mates it is said he is "going jack on his mates."
The word Jack is frequently combined with the term Cunt or Fuck to more deeply illustrate the individual's Jackness as well as for added insult. Thus if a mate is being exceedingly Jack he is be called a Jack Cunt or Jack Fuck.
Digger 1 "Oy mate help us out with cleaning the Mag 58"
Digger 2 "Na mate i cant i gonna go have another darb."
Digger 1 "Thats your twelvth darb this hour you are dead set the Jackest Cunt i know.
Old Matey 1 "Oy you coming out on the piss tonight."
Old Matey 2 "No i can't i am too tired."
Old Matey 1 "You fucking Jack Cunt you didn't hit the piss last week either fucking Jack mate."
Pte Johnny "hey you going to Sydney with the boys this weekend."
Pte Jibbs "Yo man i cant i am trying to save money."
Pte Johnny "Oy is your name Jack cause your a fucking Shit Cunt."
Nardella "look at this cunt all jacked up on his own jack what a jack fuck."
|945.||Minerals Management Service|
(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the US Department of the Interior. The name has since been changed to "Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement" (BOEMRE). The laws related to minerals management in the United States are possibly the most poorly thought-out in the developed world, and were largely designed as a strategy to launder money through crooked politicians. The MMS was created manage the oceanic coastal shelf (OCS) resources, and naturally it became one of the most notorious dens of corruption seen in the entire world.
The MMS is set up so that the temptation to be sleazy is almost impossible to resist; indeed, taking bribes is practically standard operating procedure in this agency. That's because the MMS was responsible for enforcing environmental and safety regulations on things like offshore drilling platforms, and yet made its income from revenues from the lessors it was regulating.
MMS officials would actually let oil company staff fill out inspection checklists in pencil, so that MMS inspectors would then fill them out as the operators wanted.
Given Minerals Management Service pencil whipping in the Gulf prospects*, it was a miracle that Transocean was ever cited for safety violations at all.
MMS is famous for parties in which executives of oil companies went drabbing with federal managers.
*Here, a prospect is an area where oil prospecting occurs