Man flu, a term used to address a flu-like illness exclusive to men. Often 'man flu' is a term that is subject to ridicule and scepticism, the actual existence of it doubted. It is often assumed by others, namely women, as a namby pamby excuse used by their boyfriends, fathers, male work collegues and sons to predominantly to get out of responsibilities.
It is not the female equivalent of the menstrual cycle, but that won't stop men afflicted with it to act like they need to be babied constantly or sympathised with. Men are expected to be strong and dependable: the stereotype of what a real man is. For men to claim to have a moment of weakness for one moment in the eyes of a woman, God forbid, will raise the Q - are you a man or a mouse?
MICHAEL and JULIE, in their 20s, sit on a sofa. Michael sneezes. Clutches his chest as he coughs. He slumps back and reclines on the sofa, feverish.
Michael: I've got Man Flu. Can't get up. Give me a piggyback up the stairs will you?
Julie: Didn't you already get me to bring you a glass of milk? Now you want me to carry you to bed? Do you want me to get into the shower with you and scrub your poor aching back as well?
Michael: My God. I only want to go sleep it off, what's with the pissy attitude?
Julie: Are you a man or a mouse?
Michael: What does it mean, to be a man? And is it wrong to show a moment of weakness, is it wrong to want sympathy, to be babied once in a while? Why is it wrong for men, and acceptable for women?
This is an edit/addition to another entry. Who is the Man's Man? He's the real class act. He always shaves and wears clothes that fit. He's worldly, educated, and a gentleman. He thinks that buttoned shirts are not just for special occasions and that newspapers have more than one section. While he is polite, he is not a pushover. He will swear when he needs to, but will always control his temper. He can handle his liquor and know how to order a drink his own and whatever his woman's drink is. Most importantly, he will admit his faults and errors, because that is what real men do. He doesn't have to be gay or straight, black or white, Republican or Democrat, Atheist or Evangelical; he just does what ever he thinks makes himself a good person that he can be proud of. For these reasons, women want him and men want to be him. He never sits in his car and blows the horn to get his woman's attention. He opens her doors and always makes sure she is comfortable before seeing to his own comfort. When going out he wears a jacket just in case she is cold so he can give it to her. Stands by his convictions and can argue them well, yet keeps an open mind and can consider all sides. Calls his date by her name (or respectful pet names, Hun, babe, etc...)Never refers to her as "woman, my woman" (lady sounds so much better). He isn't afraid to be affectionate or emotional if need be, and won’t shy away from wearing pink. Stands up straight and walks with purpose. He doesn't worry about wh...more...
A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.
" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "
|53.||I don't give a fuck virus|
Something that is causing self destructive behavior worldwide, and commonly among African Americans. Basically it is when someone's heart becomes cold and they do whatever they can to get satisfaction that day, so school,saving money, wearing condoms, etc. doesn't make sense. It progresses quickly so if you don't catch it the first time someone stops giving a fuck it may be too late. only way to stop them from robbing stealing and dealing is to lock them up or kill them. The only known cure is to, well make them give a fuck (give them a hug?)
"nigga 1:Yo man my nigga Deandre's got "I don't give a fuck virus" bad man, he shot a guy, while slangin 20's on the block and fucking a ho without a condom WHILE getting his dick sucked and i didn't even know that was possible!
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"
For one man to force another man to do anything through male peer pressure in that special trademark way.
This includes verbally degrading their ability to do anything or stressing a scoff full of testosterone and disbelief to make the person feel inept.
Usually ends up including "do you want me to do it FOR you?", and typically ending up with the situation in question turning out poorly even though the person in question succumbed to the mantagonizing.
AJ: I don't think I'm going to fit into this parking spot...
Brett: Oh come on, you've got plenty of room.
*AJ starts backing the van up*
Brett: Are you serious right now? Do you want me to park the van for you?
AJ: Fine, I'll park here.
*AJ parks successfully*
Brett: Now we've barely got any room to get out. Whatever...
Dev: That was funny.
Andy: Chyep. Is mantagonize a word? If not, I just coined that because that just happened.
A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.
"woah check the size of her"
"yeah man she's tiny, she is easy stand up material!"
|56.||Until You're burger|
Fighting until you're bloody and smashed up like ground beef...Its a compliment meaning you dont give up until you've been completely fucked up...Origins are from the movie and/or book Fight Club
(guy 1)Fuck man i got fucked up...i need stitches inside my lip and i got a hole in my cheek
(guy2)Yea why did you fight until You're burger?....the guy was way bigger than you