|1.||I don't give a shit|
I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.
Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.
Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.
|2.||i dont give a fuck|
Statement you say when you don't care or give a fuck. You can say it when someone says a statement that you don't care or when you want to insult them. Can be used when people are trying to show off.
Guy 1: Man, I just got a new car, new kicks, and new fits.
Guy 2: I dont give a fuck.
Guy 1: Ey, check this out.
Guy 2: I dont give a fuck.
Guy 1: I dont give a fuck.
Guy 2: Same.
|3.||give a damn dividend|
it means I don't give a damn, of course and no one can take you seriously if you say this when you're angry
Ingrid: Hey Gret, did you hear the rumors about Oliver and Karoline?
Gret: Honestly Ing, I don't have a give a damn dividend... can we talk about something else?
Giving a shit; caring about something. Generally used in sarcasm, though sometimes give-a-shititis is used with a preceding negator, such as doesn't-give-a-shititis, or I-don't-give-a-shititis.
Related to give-a-fuck bay, I don't give a shit, and so on.
Wow, after hearing you pour out your heart, I really want to help. You've given me a total case of give-a-shititis for retarded ugly children.
|5.||I don't give a fuck virus|
Something that is causing self destructive behavior worldwide, and commonly among African Americans. Basically it is when someone's heart becomes cold and they do whatever they can to get satisfaction that day, so school,saving money, wearing condoms, etc. doesn't make sense. It progresses quickly so if you don't catch it the first time someone stops giving a fuck it may be too late. only way to stop them from robbing stealing and dealing is to lock them up or kill them. The only known cure is to, well make them give a fuck (give them a hug?)
"nigga 1:Yo man my nigga Deandre's got "I don't give a fuck virus" bad man, he shot a guy, while slangin 20's on the block and fucking a ho without a condom WHILE getting his dick sucked and i didn't even know that was possible!
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"
|6.||Give a fuck|
1:Mean's "i don't give a fuck what (he/she/it/you) thinks about me". Used in a humorous way, usually implying someone or something else is taking offence when this is not necessarily the case.
2:Can also be used as a dismissive term, normally for an inanimate object.
1:(a) - "Yeh anyway Rachel is a twat. GIVE A FUCK PAUL" (implying that Paul has taken this statement as offensive, and you don't give a fuck he is offended, although he may not really be offended at all).
1:(b) - (in a shit club called Gravity) "This club is shit. GIVE A FUCK GRAVITY."
2:(Trying to fix a printer, can't and you are pissed off). GIVE A FUCK PRINTER (implying you don't think highly enough of the printer to get angry about it, even though you clearly are).
|7.||I don't give a buck|
inspired by the "i don't buy it"phrase.used as a neat alternative for the classic phrase, "i don't give a fuck"
hannah montana fan:"did u knw...i've byn watching hannah montana for what seemed like forever.i luv it!"
me:"hannah montana...is that a disease?"
hannah montana fan:no dood...it's this awesome movie.miley cyrus is like...oh so kewl!"
me:dood,get lost.i don't give a buck about wat u think abt that wannabe bitch"