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Girthless 

This terms refers to either penis size or horse riding. to either mean:

1) A penis that is lacking girth also known as a skinny cock or pencil dick hence making it worthless
2) Without a girth, or strap for a saddle
Nicole: Xander has such a mawga buddy, it's so skinny & thin that I don't even have to stretch my mouth to blow him or use my entire hand to give him a handjob, i just need two fingers

Alicia: Wow, couple of months ago we were bragging about the fat cocky that your ex Stao has and now you're deep in the pencil dick struggle with this new boo.

Nicole: Sigh, I can't win, Xander's so handsome and muscular and tall but then you look below the waist and he's completely girthless. And then Stao was so ugly but his thick cock stretched me out and filled me up so good. Well at least Xander is good with his tongue and can eat pussy like no other. hopefully all that cornmeal porridge he eats will lead to some more girth
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un-girthy 

the exact opposite of a girthy person
matt boismere is a prime example of someone with extreme negative girth, therefore he is un-girthy
un-girthy by danooo May 7, 2008

Girthlength 

The measurement of the extent of something along its greatest dimension and circumference.
Susan: He had so much girthlength that I couldn't sit down for two weeks afterwards.
Deirdre: I'm so jealous, I've had girth and I've had length but never have I had girthlength!
Girthlength by B. Kizzle August 7, 2022
when a man has a rather wide cock!
i know a man called john, he has a rather wide cock, ive named it girthy!!!
(he also has big balls, "is it a peach" haha

i want to suck girthy!!!!
girthy by Missy L November 6, 2006

Girthy-Base

The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.
She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.
Girthy-Base by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014

Girthy dong 

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well
"John Cena has a girthy dong"
Girthy dong by Munch919 October 22, 2015
A cock so thick it needs three C’s.
That is one GIRTHY cock!
Girthy by Thicccydiccy December 19, 2017