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39.
Stupid beings that lie all the time and you can never find one that is great looking and doesn't lie you may think their nice and lovable, but they will turn around and bite you in the ass, don't Ever trust them, also have reproductive organs that produce eggs to be fertilized in order to create another homosapien. Mammary glands can also be found on females to help nurture their young.
girls Kim Khardashian, Jennifer Lopez, Ashton Kutcher
by (mfrg)cAnada_Drymfrg July 25, 2011
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1.
A younger form of a woman. If you tried to have sex with a girl, you'd be arrested, you damn pedophile.
What a cute little girl!
by Sarahsuke June 09, 2003
7811 1861
 
2.
The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
Proof that girls are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money

And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money

We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2

Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil

So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
by my dick August 04, 2003
9971 6202
 
3.
"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Its time of the god damn month again and yet I am still here on this god damn earth.
by Kat February 13, 2005
5632 2578
 
4.
girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared

Therefore:
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
by cuevdawg January 23, 2004
4839 2008
 
5.
a creature i will never win over
I can't get this girl to love me.
by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 05, 2005
4029 1567
 
6.
Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
by Jason October 02, 2005
3371 934
 
7.
all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"
by blank May 07, 2003
3403 1219