Some are hot, some are not.
But if you are married, you better have a credit card.
If you're just dating, expect a bill.
Girl: "Oooh, look at that diamond necklace! Please get that for me! I need it for that party! Please?"
*credit bill comes in a week
A younger form of a woman. If you tried to have sex with a girl, you'd be arrested, you damn pedophile.
What a cute little girl!
The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
Proof that girls are evil:
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Money ^ 2 = Evil
So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Its time of the god damn month again and yet I am still here on this god damn earth.
girls = time x money
time = money
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
money = 'the root of all evil'
girls = (square root of evil) squared
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
a creature i will never win over
I can't get this girl to love me.
Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"