They are like sheets of tinted glass, very fragile and it's really hard to see through them...
Girl: Did you even think about me or were you too busy playing Half Life 2?
You: (Slightly lied) Of course I did, I was thinking of you while I play the game.
Girl: ....(not talking and left w/o saying good bye)
You: (Send her an E-Card and find a poem for her and tell her that you love her.
You: Open your Email after you came from work/shchool...the Email said that she's braking up with you because she doesn't want commitment.
You: you think back of all the things you did for her, you're pretty sure she love you and now she's saying otherwise.
1. It's her period
2. There's someone else she like
A younger form of a woman. If you tried to have sex with a girl, you'd be arrested, you damn pedophile.
What a cute little girl!
The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
Proof that girls are evil:
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Money ^ 2 = Evil
So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Its time of the god damn month again and yet I am still here on this god damn earth.
girls = time x money
time = money
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
money = 'the root of all evil'
girls = (square root of evil) squared
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
a creature i will never win over
I can't get this girl to love me.
Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"