Girl: Did you even think about me or were you too busy playing Half Life 2?
You: (Slightly lied) Of course I did, I was thinking of you while I play the game.
Girl: ....(not talking and left w/o saying good bye)
You: (Send her an E-Card and find a poem for her and tell her that you love her.
You: Open your Email after you came from work/shchool...the Email said that she's braking up with you because she doesn't want commitment.
You: you think back of all the things you did for her, you're pretty sure she love you and now she's saying otherwise.
1. It's her period
2. There's someone else she like
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Money ^ 2 = Evil
So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
time = money
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
money = 'the root of all evil'
girls = (square root of evil) squared
girls = evil
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...