girlfriendless  

An adjective combination of 'girlfriend' and 'less'. A term used to describe when a person (usually a male) is lacking a girlfriend. I.e 'girlfriendless'. Usually a common affliction in nerds and young adolescent boys.

Can also be modified slightly to describe a state or condition of 'girlfriendlessness'. This is a common condition found on WoW forums.

Another variation is 'girlfriendlessly' used to describe one-wordedly the condition of being girlfriendless.

Mother: 'hey, haven't you found a girl yet?'
Son: '(sigh) nope, I'm currently girlfriendless'

Cute Girl: 'Hey aren't you together with (insert name here)?'
Boy: 'Nope, I'm girlfriendless and totally free'

Person A: 'I can feel the girlfriendlessness on this forum dude'
Person B: 'Yea this is a blatant sausage fest'

Person 1: 'OMG look at Roger! He is girlfriendlessly driven for poon tang today!'
Person 2: 'Yea, he is even hitting on the butter-faces... he must have blue balls. His girlfriendlessness is getting on my nerves.'
Roger (to girl): 'Listen, I've been so girlfriendless for so long right now just a whiff of your perfume is making me pitch a tent'

girlfriendless by Nolan Pettersen March 12, 2008

girlfriendbeater 

chris brown

chris brown is a girlfriendbeater

girlfriendbeater by azbycxd October 27, 2009

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis 

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis (AGG), a very common syndrome where the victim finds a special girl (Girlfriend), and slowly distances himself away from his gaming life and friends, he loses all will to game and the mere sight of one could cause him to become ill, or enraged. If you know someone suffering from this chronic illness, don't hesitate to get help.

We've lost alot of good men to Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis, god damnit.

Bill is going down into Post-AGG traumatic stress.

I am infected with AGG.

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis by Sebastiancee September 10, 2007

Girlfriendium 

Scientists have discovered a new element to add to the periodic table. It's called girlfriendium, and it has the unique ability out of all of the elements to actually decrease ones amount of free time and physical energy. It also has a strange side effect that differs from person to person. Sometimes it gives long lasting erections, others it destroys all sex drive. And has the uncanny ability to turn Womanium into unobtainium.

Womanium is pretty weird stuff... like once a month it metaporphasizes into bitchium for a few days, then turns back, but one can better experience this when a Girlfriendium is created first. Womanium when combined with Gold often turns becomes one of the Analiod metals.

Girlfriendium by EdwardStrain November 28, 2012

girlfrienditis 

A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.

Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.

A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."

girlfrienditis by Thunderbird rocker March 29, 2009

girlfriendzoning 

The asshole thing that most dudes do to every chick they meet. They immediately assume that if they are a "nice guy" they will be rewarded with pussy and rainbows. If the rainbows are not shiny enough, venomous hate is rained down upon the ladyfolk, saying that the poor manboys have been "friendzoned".

Dude I am the nicest cocksucker around but somehow none of the panties of girls I deem fuckable drop when I walk by. My world is sadder and specialer than unicorn jizz.

...Well if you'd stop girlfriendzoning every woman you meet we wouldn't have to shit on your balls day in and out. it's fucking exhausting, really. And I ran out shits to give years ago so I've been phoning in the bile for quite a while now anyway.

girlfriendzoning by hashtag clever January 27, 2014

Girlfriending 

A term used to describe the less than desirable things that your girlfriend does.

eg: Whining, bitching, complaining

Joe: Dude, you look pissed. What's up?
Bob: It's Sara. She wont stop complaining about how hard her new school is. Her Girlfriending is driving me insane!
Joe: Buddy, that's lame. Drink?

Girlfriending by inkeddd December 18, 2009