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57.
Piece of ass that will not leave.
"That bitch has been here for three days! WTF is she your girlfriend or something?"
by gentleJuggernaut December 24, 2009
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58.
Somone whos there to be with oyu no matter what. Occasionaly thye'll fuck up and dump you and say shit like. "Oh its cool i always be in love with you. Your vital to my existence." Then you just feel like shit because your like the gay best friend. -_-
*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you!
by BBWolf September 01, 2006
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59.
A weapon, usually a gun. Refer to your "girlfriend" before a fight and watch your enemy falter. By calling your weapon your girlfriend, you are indicating that you are so fucking crazy you think you have an intimate, loving, even sexual relationship with your weapon and cherish it and will kill anyone who messes with it. Thus, it implies a love for fighting and getting buckwild on cowards.
Never leave me baby, I'm paranoid
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy
Jealous when you hang with the fellas, I wait patiently alone
Anticipating for the moment you come home
I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it
Had a lot of women in my bed, but you the realest
So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all
You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my girlfriend

Q: Why the hell did Pac wait by the phone for his gun to call him?
A: SEE WHAT I MEAN IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ASS KILLA
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60.
Prefferably a girl/woman that will take care of you, rub your neck when you get off of work, clean the house, and make supper 5 out of 7 days a week. Can also nag, bitch, and complain.
Side effects of having a girlfriend: Subjected to violent mood swings, blue balled for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises).
See also: ball and chain
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got a girlfriend!!
Guy 2: Oh shit, I'm sorry!
by d_reck573 April 07, 2009
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61.
Similar to calling 'shotgun' in a vehicle, but rather than just the front seat, the one who calls 'girlfriend' sits in the middle of the front seat.
Driver: ok, let's get going!
Person one: I call Shotgun!!
Person two: Then I call girlfriend! (Thus securing a seat in the front)
by Timbit625 August 16, 2008
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62.
a firearm; a handgun; a type of weaponry
all i need in this life of sin, is me & my girlfriend, down to ride to the bloody end, just me & my girlfriend.
by Aaron Franklin February 23, 2005
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63.
something that i will never get becuase of fake boyfriends.
I tried to get that girl, but she poited a random boy out and called it her boyfriend.
by Anonymous November 06, 2003
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