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36.
The Reason most men are constantly broke, or nearing bankruptcy. Also used for Drama or sex.
Man: Hey lets go out to eat!
Man2: Sorry Man I can't.
Man: Why not?
Man2: Because I'm broke
Man: How can you be broke? You make 80k a year!
Man2: I have girlfriend.....
by Fisty McFist February 28, 2006
 
37.
1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want.
2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.
"Baby, would you please stop pouting? I do love you, you're my girlfriend."
by Real_Lol_Cat March 23, 2009
 
38.
A girl who has gotten a guy so whipped he doesn't go to the bathroom without permission and is completely in charge. She is worshipped by her boyfriend and he never questions her. If she says she's mad and he asks why, she won't tell him because he doesn't know.
Chad stood up before giving Amanda, his girlfriend, a wary look. She raised her eyebrows and he sat back down. He asked to go to the bathroom before standing again.
by vampchic7 May 25, 2010
 
39.
A group of girls (usually 1-5 in the group) tougher than the parole board a guy has to impress when he decides to get further on in a relationship with a girl. Will think one way about the guy in front of their friend, but talk about him like vultures to the girl behind his back.
Ashley: Girlfriends, this is my new boyfriend, Matt.
Matt: Hey.

(The girl leaves the room)

Liana: So, Matt, do you love Ashley? Do you feel she's the one for you?

Matt: Yes.

Melanie: What do you do for a living?

Matt: I'm a fitness instructor.

Aisha: What car do you drive?

Matt: Dodge Nitro.

(Girl comes back, guy leaves with her.)

Girl #1: he seems really nice. I like him.
Girl #2: Me too, he has a nice job, nice car, he's hot, he's perfect.
Girl # 3: I approve of him. I think she should stay with him.
by Tanauthority7979 December 18, 2010
 
40.
something you don't know how to keep because you are a jerking off stupid asshole
where's my girlfriend

she left you for a real man dummy
by !**grow.up.stupid**! December 17, 2009
 
41.
The girl who knows everything.
"My girlfriend; she knows..."
Boy: "Hi Honey!"
Girl: "The sky is purple."
Boy: "I know, you're right."
by DasotaPickle June 20, 2012
 
42.
1: Someone you go out with or hang around cause you want to kiss and have sex with. 2: a girl that is your friend.
Ex1: I just made love to my girlfriend. Ex2: I tell my girlfriend my problems.
by sage thunder April 23, 2010