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I dont have a girlfriend
by AloneWithPorn September 08, 2010
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Synonym for 1)COATRACK, 2)EASY STORE, and 3)PHOTO BOOTH at a show.
1)Guy: Ah damn, I can't go into the pit with my jacket, it'll getr fucked up, HONEY!!

2)Guy: Shit, my cell phone will be ruined in the pit, Better go stash this in my girl's purse.

3)Guy: Hey, baby, take some sweet pictures of me when I slamdance, ok?
Girlfriend: Alright! *is holding phone in purse, wearing his jacket, and has camera in hand* al the time thinking, "he's so great."
by andrew apocolypse November 28, 2004
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(esp. in Australian English) A very close female friend often of another female. Does not necessarily imply any monogamous or sexual connection rather a strong social bond. Typically in this context used by one female to describe another and indicate a close friendship. Indistinguishable from the form "girl friend" in this use and can be written either way.
"I'm out shopping with my girlfriend"
"My girlfriend and I went to that concert"
To avoid ambiguity "My girlfriend and both our partners went to the pub on Saturday"
by Gwiwer57 August 17, 2013
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A girl who is dating a man (her boyfriend) and is in a close relationship with him
"Do you know Lukas's girlfriend Callie?"
by Duh1000000 April 04, 2016
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A hot girl(man, hand, and animals doesn't count) who wants you badly and responsible for 50% of your free sex(for the other 50%, refer to threesome and cheating)
"You want to be my girlfriend, you have to work for it. I'm not easy, you know :smirk:"
by DarkPrinceXXI January 03, 2004
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A human manifestation of an STD as other girls stay away from you because you have one.
Girl: "You're cute, do you have a girlfriend?"
Boy: "Yeah I do but..."
Girl: "Boy bye!"
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by Lumeelogan April 10, 2017
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Something you don't have and probably won't have for rest of your life.
by iamsureyoudontwanttoknow January 07, 2016
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