biggest pain in the ass.
mayne maah girlfriend has made me a wimp
by babanash July 14, 2006
A woman/girl you date and have a romantic relationship with. When you're young, it's all for the sex. We men like companionship, but that can come from our pals, the romance bollocks has to wait until we're old and dying.
Example 1
Greg: Better watch it tonight. My girlfriend doesn't like seeing me out late with the lads.


Example 2
Scott: Have you ever had a girlfriend, Joe?

Joe: Nah, I've never had a girlfriend, just fuck buddies.

Scott: Lucky bastard!


Example 3
I wanted a girlfriend for six years, thinking I was a sad loser for every year I hadn't had one, and thinking it was the only way to get laid, but when I heard people complaining about their relationships time and time again, I remembered I lost my virginity with a fuck buddy when still in school and (realising how blessed I am) got another (really gorgeous) fuck buddy.
by Osamasbitch January 04, 2009
The spare skin around the vagina.
No, I can't go out and have fun, I have to take my girlfriend to dinner.
by Superbo February 02, 2005
A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop.

WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain.




NOT.
Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser.

Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school.

Dude: Okay.
by Jackson Tiger July 10, 2008
n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)
my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.
by anonymous (but the email is real) January 20, 2004
a complete moneysucking bitch who takes ownership upon your balls.
friend-hey man wanna go to the concert?
guy-yeah!
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies
PWNAGE!
by Steve-o59 June 22, 2007
A girl that a guy isn't supposed to have more than one of, but does anyway.
"OMG...are you watching porno?!?!?!?!??!"
by Schyler May 18, 2004
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