Loving, caring individual who stands by your side no matter what. Will, in some odd instances, become infatuated with dog demons from a certain anime that will not be mentioned. Damn dog demons.
OMFG why dont Melissa and Donnie just get a freaking room?!
by LoLlerskate May 30, 2005
The future wife of another man who will inevitably try and dominate you and your wallet.
"I just wanna fuck! Who needs a girlfriend?"
by disgrunteled boyfriend November 17, 2004
a terrible situation to be in, occurs when two people are 'going out' however they are really no more than friends. the two people talk as much as a real couple, the male even spends all his money on the girl, but he recieves nothing in return apart from harsh comments and is often ignored.
tom: look nicole its been 4 months we must be able to kiss by now.
nicole: we can, just not in public or more than twice a week or if its a weekday.
tom: but why?
nicole: look im still a little embarrassed, surely you can understand that?
tom: (begins to cry) have you at least told your friends about us?

*nicole pretends not to have heard as the answer is clearly no, not even when asked does she confirm the relationship instead she just changes the subject. she remains toms girl friend
by dario l January 27, 2007
Something you act fake around to get ass. You tell her you don't just want her pussy, but you do.
I just spent 500 dollars on my Girlfriend for our one fucking month anniversary. She spent 5 dollars on me for some candy... She told me she wanted more, than i told her she would if she fucked me. We fucked and than i broke up with her and took back all the jewelry and the recipts and got 300 dollars back.

id rather fuck a whore for 20.
by Mayge January 10, 2007
A constant reminder that we are half the men we used to be.
- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal."

For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?
by dirtydog October 10, 2003
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