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a girl who takes all ur money all ur effort allur mind and in the end leaves you with nothing but the cothes on ur bak
i had a girlfriend yesterday tommoro i am going to kill myslef
by asian September 08, 2003
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That girl that sits on Tumblr while you play Call of Duty. She doesn't talk much and doesn't listen to anything you say, but reblogs every post, every 2 seconds.
Man, I want to come over and play, but I understand your girls there" "Naw man, your good she's just being a girlfriend.
by staytrueforever December 07, 2010
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"That bitch has been here for three days! WTF is she your girlfriend or something?"
by gentleJuggernaut December 24, 2009
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Something you act fake around to get ass. You tell her you don't just want her pussy, but you do.
I just spent 500 dollars on my Girlfriend for our one fucking month anniversary. She spent 5 dollars on me for some candy... She told me she wanted more, than i told her she would if she fucked me. We fucked and than i broke up with her and took back all the jewelry and the recipts and got 300 dollars back.

id rather fuck a whore for 20.
by Mayge January 10, 2007
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Prefferably a girl/woman that will take care of you, rub your neck when you get off of work, clean the house, and make supper 5 out of 7 days a week. Can also nag, bitch, and complain.
Side effects of having a girlfriend: Subjected to violent mood swings, blue balled for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises).
See also: ball and chain
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got a girlfriend!!
Guy 2: Oh shit, I'm sorry!
by d_reck573 April 07, 2009
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A pet name for your vagina
"I'm going to get some tonight I better go shave my girlfriend!"
by LexiLee November 11, 2007
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