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something you don't know how to keep because you are a jerking off stupid asshole
where's my girlfriend

she left you for a real man dummy
by !**grow.up.stupid**! December 17, 2009
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The spare skin around the vagina.
No, I can't go out and have fun, I have to take my girlfriend to dinner.
by Superbo February 02, 2005
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A person every straight man should have in his life. They come in several varieties including casual, regular and serious. The casual girl friend is usually very unreliable and may be having casual relationships elsewhere.
A girl friend adds balance to the life of a single man. Get a girl friend should be a slogan used by doctors. A man with a good honest girl friend is much healthier than a man on his own as he takes more pride in his appearance and physical fitness.
by Criostoir Hulme August 25, 2005
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46
Something society deems important despite its insignificance and pointlessness. Something nonessential.
Friend #1: Dude, you seriously need to get laid, why not get yourself a girlfriend?

Friend #2: Because they're utterly pointless, you can't give me a good reason to have one.

Friend #1: Dude, you really need to get laid.
by Charles The Doodle Noodle August 29, 2009
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47
A term describing the act of spending all of the money you worked hard to save towards something or things you've been really looking forward to get yourself, on another person, who's happiness and joy means more to you than any thing else money can buy.
I just got my girlfriend a fancy note worth of fun and exciting things for her birthday! I know it's already been 7 years, but that custom fursuit design can wait another couple months..
by SeiRruf April 02, 2015
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A girl who loves her boyfriend. She will be loyal as long as she loves him. She is very insecure and will always worry that you are going to leave her for another girl. She may deny that she's beautiful if you tell her but that doesn't mean you stop telling her that. She's going to think highly of you if you if every once in a while you check in to make sure everything's ok and tell her something romantic. But most of all she is not a toy. Girls have feeling and they aren't to be messed with because trust me it'll come back to bite you in the butt if you hurt her.
His girlfriend was so beautiful but other guys knew not to mess with her because she was his.
by runningquotes_1 October 20, 2015
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That girl you hang out with without sexual interests. Other people usually assume that both of you are fuckbuddys though.
" Hey dude, is that your girlfriend?"
"Yes but not that kind of way."
"So your just friends with benefits?"
"No she's just my Girl Friend."
"So she is your girlfriend?"
"No stupid we're just friends."
by Soviet Iran April 05, 2015
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