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A female with whom you exclusively have sexual relations. Unless it's an open relationship, in which case, see fuck buddy, cock holster, or Janelle.
I've got a girlfriend who's better than that, and nothing is better than this. Or is it?
by Nope December 11, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Similar to calling 'shotgun' in a vehicle, but rather than just the front seat, the one who calls 'girlfriend' sits in the middle of the front seat.
Driver: ok, let's get going!
Person one: I call Shotgun!!
Person two: Then I call girlfriend! (Thus securing a seat in the front)
by Timbit625 August 16, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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87
Whinny,crazy,obessive females. Your better off with a puppy!
Dani! (ME!)
by homeslice February 28, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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a complete moneysucking bitch who takes ownership upon your balls.
friend-hey man wanna go to the concert?
guy-yeah!
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies
PWNAGE!
by Steve-o59 June 22, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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89
A girlfriend is one of the best things that will ever happen to you.
1) Ralan's girlfriend Alanna is pretty and funny.

2) Ralan is lucky because his girlfriend is Alanna.
by Manuelr11 January 06, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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90
A girl that you have to spend your time and money with. Most of your free time is takin so their isnt anytime for your bros or for xbox/playstation. Most guys only get them because they are lonly or want to get laid.
1) Bro 1: Come hang and play some xbox with the bros tonight!

Bro 2: Can't, I have a girlfriend.

2) "Man, Im getting laid tonight!"
by Manuelr11 December 03, 2013
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Golden Shower Plush

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some member of the female persuasion who currently has the benefit or misfortune depending on your perspective to be sleeping with me.
"yes thats the girlfriend I'm shagging tonight"
by 3 meter skis April 17, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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