A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.
"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend
A socialy accepted prostitute. A man cannot get one unless he has money or an incredibly large penis.
Guy1:Damn! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend who is black.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.
A constant reminder that we are half the men we used to be.
- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal."
For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?
biggest pain in the ass.
mayne maah girlfriend has made me a wimp
The spare skin around the vagina.
No, I can't go out and have fun, I have to take my girlfriend to dinner.
A woman/girl you date and have a romantic relationship with. When you're young, it's all for the sex. We men like companionship, but that can come from our pals, the romance bollocks has to wait until we're old and dying.
Greg: Better watch it tonight. My girlfriend doesn't like seeing me out late with the lads.
Scott: Have you ever had a girlfriend, Joe?
Joe: Nah, I've never had a girlfriend, just fuck buddies.
Scott: Lucky bastard!
I wanted a girlfriend for six years, thinking I was a sad loser for every year I hadn't had one, and thinking it was the only way to get laid, but when I heard people complaining about their relationships time and time again, I remembered I lost my virginity with a fuck buddy when still in school and (realising how blessed I am) got another (really gorgeous) fuck buddy.
A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop.
WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain.
Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser.
Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school.
a complete moneysucking bitch who takes ownership upon your balls.
friend-hey man wanna go to the concert?
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies