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n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.) my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.
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mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side. Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend
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(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience. I love my girlfriend.
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(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking; "Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me."
"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?" "My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?" |
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the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.
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What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences. "I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"
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The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship "Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"
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A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated. "she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend" "i love my girlfriend" "she's his/her girlfriend |
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