Just another cum dumpster, pig, lying , stank ho who cheats with some scumfuk a-hole with hepatitis & no money, but he has a bunch of tattoos then she steals MY money all the while lying to me on the telephone. Girlfriends are now classified as evil. Re-term the phrase girlfriend with cum dumpster.

mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.

(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.

(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.

What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.