29
The greatest thing in the world. But as a fellow man i am warning you it isn't worth the pain of when you loose them.
by GFdd May 17, 2007
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
30
1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want.
2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.
"Baby, would you please stop pouting? I do love you, you're my girlfriend."
by Real_Lol_Cat March 23, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
31
A member of society that is constantly hated by her boyfriend's mother for no apparent reason.

The mother hates the girlfriend just for existing.
Mother: "Why are you dating your girlfriend? She's the devil and I cannot stand her. I want you to break up with her!"
Son: "Mom, I've been with her for 4 years. Why can't you learn to like her?"
by hatedbyamother December 06, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
32
A term describing the act of spending all of the money you worked hard to save towards something or things you've been really looking forward to get yourself, on another person, who's happiness and joy means more to you than any thing else money can buy.
I just got my girlfriend a fancy note worth of fun and exciting things for her birthday! I know it's already been 7 years, but that custom fursuit design can wait another couple months..
by SeiRruf April 02, 2015
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
33
1. One of the greatest things a man can experience!

2. The most painful thing a man can ever encounter in their entire life.

3. Linked to one of the scariest things a man can find.

4. The most expensive thing a man can get.
1. Guy 1: Dude! You have no idea how good you have it!
Guy 2: I know, my girlfriend is the best! I can't ask for more!

2. Guy 1: Dude, are you OK?
Guy 2: No, my girlfriend just dumped me. She was cheating on me for a year!

3. Guy 1:Why are you so tense?
Guy 2: My girlfriend's dad! He scares the shit out of me!

4. Guy 1: Hey, can you give me a few bucks to take out my girlfriend?
Guy 2: Sorry man, my girlfriend raided my wallet.
by DarkDestroyer95 March 25, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
34
A girl who has gotten a guy so whipped he doesn't go to the bathroom without permission and is completely in charge. She is worshipped by her boyfriend and he never questions her. If she says she's mad and he asks why, she won't tell him because he doesn't know.
Chad stood up before giving Amanda, his girlfriend, a wary look. She raised her eyebrows and he sat back down. He asked to go to the bathroom before standing again.
by vampchic7 May 25, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
35
the one the boy worked so hard to get
without looking like a drooling pig staring at her beautiful body
but decided to act like she didnt like him at first
just to see how much he really thought he loved her
GIRLS: don't be so cruel!!
i really dont understand how someone could get pleasure
out of someones pain
a good girlfriend should try her BEST not to be a bitch.

Boy: Sorry can you say that again?
Girl: oh my fucking jesus!! why the fuck do i always have to repeat everything to you?? holy fuck. god- jesus. you're such a dumbass.
by girl tuesday<369 May 20, 2007
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug