A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.
Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!
#lover #sex #sex toy #boyfriend #fuck
by Comrade Wang October 29, 2006
What you dont have if you're reading this.
Are you still reading this ?!
Go find a girlfriend.
#girlfriend #girl #nerd #love #boyfriend
by Zios May 05, 2009
What gay men refer to each other.
What's up, girlfriend! - JR
by Alex January 22, 2004
Something I wish I had. Otherwise, I'll be surfing the internet forever playing kinda boring online games and masturbating to porno.
Person 1: Hey, I just got a girlfriend!
Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District?
Person 1: What? Are you jealous?
Person 2: Fuck you! I can get one, I just don't want to...
#love #fornication #lover #valentine #sex
by DJ Retro March 02, 2007
Not you mother, sister, female cousin or female friend. A female that once you’ve officially established is your exclusive partner (i.e., intimate, peer, best friend), you want to kiss without her asking you. More importantly, when she asks for a kiss you give it up without question. And, even more notably, you are able to kiss without the expectation that you will get laid.

In conclusion, a girlfriend is a female that (particularly in the initial stages of the relationship) you want to make feel special and wanted (not rejected/unwanted) by showing her affection through the simple act of a passionate kiss.
Female: Baby, give me a kiss before you go.
Male: Leans over and kisses the girlfriend passionately then leaves (all without going for grabs or wanting to get lucky).
#kiss #partner #woman #laid #boyfriend
by cheeky_neraitha March 26, 2008
a female who you love, admire, respect, and desire to be with; a girl who makes you laugh, smile and realize what true happiness is; your perfect match; a girl who goes from best friend, to teammate, to partner in crime all in one day; a woman who brings out the best in you; your favorite lady.
I had the best weekend because i spent it with my girlfriend.
#girlfriend #woman #partner #teammate #girl
by a. fox July 23, 2007
Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.
If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.
#bullshit #sex #joke #ignorance #stupidity
by Shadow Creator December 30, 2007
The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.
Guy:She's my girlfriend and if you touch her I'll kick your ass!!!!
Jackass: Fine I'll leave the whore alone.
The guy then jumps on the Jackass and beats the fuck out of him.
#happy #i love you #boyfriend #protect #woman
by lev1234567 June 21, 2009
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