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A female who does selfless and thoughtful acts and, from time to time, shall unexpectedly fall on a man's doorstep with delicious stolen spring rolls, a passionate kiss and soft murmurs on the man in question's strength, virility and overall godliness. Catfights and tardiness are NEVER excuses for not fulfilling said roles.
"I don't need lunch, thanks...I have a girlfriend."
by Lance Romance1 August 30, 2006
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1.
mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.
Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend
by xaeneta July 27, 2003
9698 1487
 
2.
(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.
I love my girlfriend.
Even when she rips out my heart.
by chickenfriedkitten November 19, 2005
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3.
(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;
"Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me."

"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"

"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"
by Chubbs April 30, 2004
3730 1213
 
4.
the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.
by Pete May 07, 2003
2872 1132
 
5.
What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.
"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"
by Kharivas September 07, 2003
2266 1066
 
6.
The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship
"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"
by Ray October 22, 2003
1752 941
 
7.
A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.
"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend
by Jess November 30, 2004
1506 731