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58.
A weapon, usually a gun. Refer to your "girlfriend" before a fight and watch your enemy falter. By calling your weapon your girlfriend, you are indicating that you are so fucking crazy you think you have an intimate, loving, even sexual relationship with your weapon and cherish it and will kill anyone who messes with it. Thus, it implies a love for fighting and getting buckwild on cowards.
Never leave me baby, I'm paranoid
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy
Jealous when you hang with the fellas, I wait patiently alone
Anticipating for the moment you come home
I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it
Had a lot of women in my bed, but you the realest
So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all
You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my girlfriend

Q: Why the hell did Pac wait by the phone for his gun to call him?
A: SEE WHAT I MEAN IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ASS KILLA
 
1.
mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.
Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend
by xaeneta July 27, 2003
 
2.
(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.
I love my girlfriend.
Even when she rips out my heart.
by chickenfriedkitten November 19, 2005
 
3.
(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;
"Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me."

"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"

"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"
by Chubbs April 30, 2004
 
4.
the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.
by Pete May 07, 2003
 
5.
What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.
"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"
by Kharivas September 07, 2003
 
6.
The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship
"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"
by Ray October 22, 2003
 
7.
A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.
"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend
by Jess November 30, 2004