When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag
Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.
Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."
Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.
Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.