January 6, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.
She said "We need to talk..." So I pressed the girlfriend button to pause my Madden game.
Similiar to the boyfriend button, only pink with swapped out genitalia. Also does not involve a pink flamingo as that wouldn't make sense.
person A: I pushed the girlfriend button!
person B: Oh god NO! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PUSH IT ON FRIDAYS!
person A: WHY WHAT HAPPENS IF I PRESS IT ON FRIDAY?
person B: THE MANUAL DOESN'T SAY!!!
For any unknowing virgins out there, you fucking leet retards, the girlfriend button is NOT another name for the pause button on your fucking video game controller!!
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
Johnny: My girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. So I primed 'er up by pressing the ol Girlfriend Button. And just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. Terribly bad exhaust as well. Musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.