A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.
Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.
Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.
Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
by Shortlegz July 29, 2011
A pick-me girl is a girl who seeks male validation by indirectly or directly insinuating that she is “not like the other girls.” Basically a female version of a simp. Characteristics of a pick-me girl: lets men walk all over her because of her “CaReFrEE” demeanor, only hangs out with men because they’re “unproblematic”, exerts qualities/characteristics of her male counterparts that were not initially present to be more likable and relatable to them, etc.
Ex. 1:
Pick-me girl to her ONE girl acquaintance: “Yeah, I just have sOoo many guy friends because they’re so chill and not catty like literally every girl is lol!!”
Ex. 2:
Pick me girl: *Just starts skating because she sees all the cute skater boys on TikTok doing it*
*May or may not post all over social media her one good run boarding/holding her board like she didn’t just start skating yesterday*
Pick-me girl to her ONE girl acquaintance: “Yeah, I just have sOoo many guy friends because they’re so chill and not catty like literally every girl is lol!!”
Ex. 2:
Pick me girl: *Just starts skating because she sees all the cute skater boys on TikTok doing it*
*May or may not post all over social media her one good run boarding/holding her board like she didn’t just start skating yesterday*
by Qtpie45 June 14, 2020
The meaning of a “Pick-me girl” is a person who tries to be ‘different’ to impress men, Pick-me girls will constantly seek attention from males. Beware of them..
by I like dinosaurs 🦖 March 4, 2022
a pick me girl is very easy to distinguish for other girls but men tend to fall for it very easily. A pick me girl will RAVE about how she only hangouts with the male species because its “easier and less drama filled” but in reality non pick me girls just don’t claim her. She will go out of her way to make fun of a gf for something private or embarrassing they told her in front of a group of guys to make them like her less. It goes without say that she will act COMPLETELY different when ur around guys verses when you are alone with her (girl to girl) Will constantly remind you that she is not like other girls and she doesn’t try around other boys because they like that she’s natural and wears sweatpants and might even go out of her way to say she is like a sister or mom to her male friends. Men fail to identify this type of pick me girl because she tends to “flex” her male relationship on other girls and hypocritically complain about pick me girls in-front of the guys . Overall very misogynistic because she wants men to like her! Don’t be fooled taken men because your gf probably sees it more than you do.
Erica: I think I’m into Zach do you think i should go for it?
Pick me girl: OMG ugh he’s like a brother to me we facetime all the time!!!
Erica: I’m so excited for Ben’s party! I can’t wait to look cute i haven’t in so long
Pick me girl: see we are totally different becuz like i don’t have to try around them bc they just know me so well and i’m just like comfortable looking lazy and not try around them
Pick me girl: *randomly texts Erica* isn’t it like so weird that i can’t find a good present for johns birthday like I KNOW HIM SOO WELL and we r sooo close i’m like his sister and i give him like so much advice.
Pick me girl: OMG ugh he’s like a brother to me we facetime all the time!!!
Erica: I’m so excited for Ben’s party! I can’t wait to look cute i haven’t in so long
Pick me girl: see we are totally different becuz like i don’t have to try around them bc they just know me so well and i’m just like comfortable looking lazy and not try around them
Pick me girl: *randomly texts Erica* isn’t it like so weird that i can’t find a good present for johns birthday like I KNOW HIM SOO WELL and we r sooo close i’m like his sister and i give him like so much advice.
by urmomsuncle May 13, 2021
A pick me girl is a girl who typically hangs out with guys purely because she craves validation from them (often due to daddy issues) she will purposely change her behaviour when around a group of boys and most likely point out your insecurities or secrets you told her personally and make fun of you in-front of them. They will brag about how they are “natural” and how they do things “girls wouldn’t normally do” like claim to skate or play sports. (they most likely suck) they also continuously speak aloud about how “hanging out with guys is easier because its less drama” when in actual fact girls don’t claim her because of how fucking annoying she is and she has lost all of her friends due to the pick me girl exposing them in-front of stupid ass boys. You probably know one in real life. Drop them immediately if they do. This also come from internalised misogyny. Some appear on tik tik, disagreeing with feminist and bashing other women just for them to get some buzz from boys telling her in the comments “we found a good on boys” “woah a funny woman for once” either way stay away from these girls they’re fucking annoying and will literally add to each and every insecurity you have keep your head up queen.
*being nice to your face* *group of boys who probably don't even like her that much come over”
“hiiii guyysss! omg no yeah we were just talking about how *insert name* needs to fix her makeup! yeah like I wouldn’t know because I dont wear ANY makeup like i’m so natural and I’m too busy gaming to wear makeup ahahah!”
Josh : “*under breath* I bet shes not even that good”
Pick me Girl: *touches arm*
“omg josshhh stoppp ahahah stopp no literally like I love minecraft yeah like I found diamonds yesterday like omg like yeah are you proud? *fake laugh* ahaha yeah”
Pick me girl to ‘friend’: I swear like you wear loads of makeup right? omg YEAH its to cover up your ACNE right? yeah my skin is so clear because i clearly dont wear makeup so I DONT have that problem but like yeah you kinda need makeup...i can still kind of see it... *looks to boys for approval”
“hiiii guyysss! omg no yeah we were just talking about how *insert name* needs to fix her makeup! yeah like I wouldn’t know because I dont wear ANY makeup like i’m so natural and I’m too busy gaming to wear makeup ahahah!”
Josh : “*under breath* I bet shes not even that good”
Pick me Girl: *touches arm*
“omg josshhh stoppp ahahah stopp no literally like I love minecraft yeah like I found diamonds yesterday like omg like yeah are you proud? *fake laugh* ahaha yeah”
Pick me girl to ‘friend’: I swear like you wear loads of makeup right? omg YEAH its to cover up your ACNE right? yeah my skin is so clear because i clearly dont wear makeup so I DONT have that problem but like yeah you kinda need makeup...i can still kind of see it... *looks to boys for approval”
by dracularua August 11, 2020
a woman who acts misogynistic because she wants men to be attracted to her. pick me girls often also defend incels.
Emily: did you hear Joanne calling me a whore earlier and telling me to get back to the kitchen?
Grace: ugh she’s such a pick me girl!
Grace: ugh she’s such a pick me girl!
by gdjsgjsvd May 15, 2020
A girl who craves male attention and tries to be "not like other girls". They are basically the female equivalent of a simp. Pick me girls use tactics to gain attention from boys such as posting offensive humor Tiktok videos so that they get comments like "OMG UR THE FUNNIEST GIRL". They also tend to agree with incels and call themselves "dishwashers" and they love to make fun of other girls so that all the incels will agree with her.
*Girl shows a little bit of cleavage*
Pick me girl: "get back in the kitchen u whore"
Incel 1: "finally a girl I can agree with"
Incel 2: "haha women are funny all of a sudden"
Pick me girl: "get back in the kitchen u whore"
Incel 1: "finally a girl I can agree with"
Incel 2: "haha women are funny all of a sudden"
by SourGrapez September 23, 2020