Noun: A smartphone that's screen is cracked, but still oddly functional, signifying that you most likely left it in your back pocket and sat on it, or had it shuffle out of your pants and it landed incorrectly on the ground. A Sorority Girl phone often occurs because college-age female clothing does not have real pockets, as to preserve the feminine form. Because the Sorority Girl Phone works perfectly, you will continually use it, and you will tell a different story than how it actually got damaged, because said story is often bland and uninteresting.
I used to have a nice, white, iPhone 5. Now it's a sorority girl phone. I'm going to go purchase some Starbucks and spend my night in my yoga pants.
by SpoonNinja September 6, 2013
The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.
Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?
Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.
Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.
by Comics Nut June 12, 2011
This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.
Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
by D4ddyCh1ll~! December 12, 2022