Living in one of the 5 non-life-threatening areas in Baltimore City-- Fed Hill, Fells, Canton, Harbor East or Mt. Vernon, Baltimore girl is in her 20's, has a mediocre 9-5 office job, teaches in the county (because city schools are too dangerous) or she works as a nurse at Hopkins. Baltimore Girl is a wanna-be hardcore sports fan who is found flirting around in her "favorite" Ravens jersey each Sunday during home game tailgates or away game drinking sessions known on facebook statuses as Sunday Funday. She could care less about football, but since 98% of her male-counterparts are die-hard sports fans with 7 fantasy teams and take off Mondays after their team loses due to being heartbroken- she must at least seem interested in sports to keep them interested. Baltimore girl can be found at a Merritt gym.. where she takes body-pump classes in attempts to ward off those extra beer lbs from her alcohol infested wkends.. In the summer, she tans by the gym pool and drinks overpriced drinks from the bar. She gossips to friends about her puppy, Frank, complains about the meathead or private school jerk who never called after she slept w/ him on the first night.. and wonders why she doesnt have better luck with men. Once she settles down, Bmore Girl will move out of the city to raise her fam; unless of course shes smart and moves to a city with more culture- DC, NYC, or somewhere in CA. But chances are, Bmore girl was born, raised and will raise her own kids in the lovely Bawl-more toomore...
Of all three grades in middle schools, 6th graders have to be the best. Some might think they're immature and full of themselves, but they have to understand that they were like that at one point or another. They are new to middle school, so of course they'll be a little crazy. They are also usually, on average, beginning to journey from boy to man, girl to woman. They have it hard enough as it is, without the seventh graders walking and talking as if they are superior to them just because they are no longer in the sixth grade, and that they have "expierence", and the eighth graders who should be minding their own little business, instead of telling sixth and seventh graders how cool and grown up they are in between kisses with some random guy/girl.
But sixth graders still have their childlike innocence, even if they are cracking jokes about genatilia. The upperclassman just ruin the fun for them.
The eighth grade girl carefully applied her mascara in the mirror, looking to make sure her peers didn't pass by. They were all convinced her eyelashes were natural.
She turned and noticed a little 6th grader girl, about a foot shorter than her, donning clothes that were simular to hers. But for little kids.
She laughed inside, mocking the girl's wanna-be looks in her head, until she noticed her very long lashes. They were like feather dusters. They were thick and dark, too, better than any mascara could provide.
She screamed, out loud. She hurled her inky mascara bottle at the poor girl, and it splattered all over her face. She gasped and took a step back, looked at the eighth grade girl in horror, than ran, as fast as she could, to the nearest water fountain. The girl only watched, feeling both anger and regret. She picked up her mascara, then threw it in the trash.
|59.||John Cooper School|
A K-12 private school located in The Woodlands,TX.Most students have wealthy families or obtain their own means of income,enough to pay for tuition.The school contains an exclusive selection of students that is based on ability to pay for tuition rather than on general intelligence.The students are given a ridiculous load of homework because of a board of teachers that believe each individual class is more important than any other class that assigns homework.High school students,if with cash on hand,which is unusual if they don't,either spend their money on drugs because they can afford them,or expensive cars.(Common cars of Cooper students:Audi R8,Aston Martin Vantage,Porsche Carrera,etc.)Cooper students are known to have parties containing celebrities or students who are dating celebrities.It is not uncommon for a Cooper student to be of slight snobbish,prideful behavior.The nicer ones are not truly as nice as they look.The Dean of the school is very critical and does not condone people from other schools coming in to give their girlfriend a smoothie.The students are very attached to the school and get defensive on every slight critique.If a student is not wasting all of their time doing homework,they are likely smoking or playing an excessive amount of video games or stealing other,less economically inclined people's boyfriends.A usual Cooper kid believes they have a harder life than the starving children in Africa and has yet to see much of the world outside of the bubblemore...
Kansas may be described as flat and a hell hole. But contrary to those beliefs, it's not that bad. Yes, it's flat on ONE HALF of the state, the half has tons of hills, ever heard of the Flint Hills? Yes, there's not as many things to do here as there are in L.A. or New York, but we do have places to go and people to see. And we're not all rednecks, we all do have a little bit of country in us though.
And we have pretty good college sports. Ya'll have probably heard of those Gayhawks hailing from Lawrence, but ya'll probably heard of K-State Wildcats too. Both schools have been nationally ranked and played in the NCAA tournament.
Person 1) Hey, did you see that game last night?
Person 2) Which one?
1) Um, Kansas and K-State, I think?
2) Didn't K-State beat KU?
1) Hell yeah they did! And KU was even #1 in the country!
2) What an upset! That's the kind of basketball I live for!
It literally means what it is. Homo means the same, faux is french for false and asexual means to not want sex. Altogether it means, to be gay or lesbian but in a false way for your and your friend's amusements; pretend to be gay or lesbian and refer to your friends as your boyfriends/girlfriends when you clearly are not, and have no desire to have sex with them, although you pretend to be, just for the sake of fun.
This is clearly shown in GIRL'S SECONDARY SCHOOLS.
Tina: I like staring out windows.
Hayley: You are so weird. I just wanna run away from you right now.
Tina: Nah, you know you have the hot's for me really
Hayley: You are so homofauxasexual.
Pronounced Smaz Is a shortened version of Saint Mary's School Ascot, not to be confused with Heathfield Saint Mary's, which the girls consider inferior and constantly make jokes about, for example "How long does it take for a cleaner to realise that they could be head of english at Heathfield?", is a boarding school in Berkshire. If a SMAS girl is mistake for a girl for Heathfield the common reply would be "Do I really look like a reject" or "LOL rejects, you wish sket "The school is on selective entry only and is popular with many Spanish, Irish and Italian immigrants as it is a catholic school. The girls are considered the social elite, most girls also have relationships with boys from other public schools such as Harrow or Eton. The girls are also known for not only their academic results but also has one of the best art departments in the country. SMAS also has a large performing arts centre called The Rose Theatre. Subsiquentally the girls have been scouted for films and modeling, Celine Buckens (Warhorse, Emilie), Rosanna (Rosy) Byrne (Lizzie Hutton, Cranford and Miranda Reese, Waking the Dead) and Camilla (Minnie) Brady (Model).
The term SMAS is used to shorten the name of the school, the term Virgin Mega-Store may also be used, making a jokey reference to the Virgin Mary.
There's no stopping those SMAS girls, rebeellllllsssss.
Short-form for Convent of the holy infant jesus katong.
Girls school.Most of the students there are bimbos. Saint anthony's canossian (SACSS) hates KC for some reason. KC is full of cliques. Admission to this school is relatively hard since people have to be catholic or have family members as alumni to get in. Most KC girls can speak french and cantonese. Students like to make the top of their pinafore puffy so that their skirt will be short.
Girl 1:I am pretty enough?
Girl 2:Stop acting like a KC girl!!