| 1. | Thong Girl | ||
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Thong Girl is a comics and film series created by Glen Weiss and Lucky Louie Productions. Thong Girl is a Nashville based superhero whose super power is shooting lasers out of her ass. Thong Girl's latest film is Thong Girl 4: The Body Electric. WOW! Thong Girl took down drug dealers with her ass laser.
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| 2. | Fifties Film | ||
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Like a typical film from the 1950s, a 50s film is a black and white film, but it is a black and white porno starring one white girl getting nailed hard by five black guys, (each with names only differing by one to two letters) each with ten inch dicks, adding up to a grand total of 50 inches, hence a "50s film". Lacresha: " damn girl, i be watchin dat fifties film with tyrone, tyrese, tyjon, dajon and darell bending Elizabeth over a rail, I swear that's more than 50 inches of black Congo boa constrictor"
Latisha: "shit girl you trippin, it has to be 50 inches of dick cause its a fifties film, you ain't ready for a 60s film yet nigga" Lacresha: "damn" |
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| 3. | run lola run | ||
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an AMAZINGLY trendy and cool german movie from the late '90s...features franka potente, the german girl from the "bourne identity" movies, running around with bright red hair and reliving the same 20 minutes over and over again...and when she screams, glass breaks. it's pretty cool, to tell ya the truth "OMG, that girl's hair looks like a tomato! maybe she was an understudy in 'Run lola run!' "
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| 4. | Final Destination | ||
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A highly ingenious horror movie.
A boy called Alex has a premonition that the flight he's on, headed to France, will explode. He tells everyone to get off the ill-fated aircraft but only Alex, five other students and his teacher get off the plane. Moments later in the departure lounge the seven people see the plane explode before their very eyes. Now the FBI thinks that Alex had something to do with it and follow his every move. His friends also start to become suspicious and slowly fade out of his life. But now, each one of his friends is being stalked and killed by Death who is intent on collecting the souls of those who cheated it. The film was followed by a horrible sequel (Final Destination 2) and was followed by a good-enough sequel years after that (Final Destination 3) I love 'Final Destination'. It's one of the best horror films I've ever seen. It's very original and has a brilliant twist at the end. Everyone should watch it.
'Final Destination 2' was a crappy sequel. The only good thing about it is the car scene. 'Final Destination 3' is pretty good though. |
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| 5. | jill sobule | ||
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Folk singer made semi-famous in the mid 90's due to her hit, I Kissed a Girl and her contribution to the Clueless soundtrack, Supermodel. Song writer for the Nickelodeon show Unfabulous. Jill's film debut came in the film Mind the Gap. Did you see Jill Sobule's kick ass show at Largo?
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| 6. | Heart | ||
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Redness that's both linked and operative: mythologically unitary, but actually not contained. I refer you to the arteries and veins and also the valves which, on Miss Libby's echocardiogram, resembled baskets of kelp. Miss Libby is no longer with us. The heart fails. Perhaps it is better not to pick up with another human being. Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan and raspberry jam for breakfast? No. The heart is an open system. The heart is real. I don't want a boyfriend. I don't want another dog. I want red things: What moves my blood. Writing. I want the book to come. What was the name of that French film? The one with Beatrice Dalle riding a dog sleigh at the end? I loved that shot where the girl's heart was lying next to her, wrapped in a T-shirt, throbbing in the snow. Did I really see that? I always like writing afterwards, but then I write something new. I wish I still had the soundtrack to Betty Blue.
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| 7. | booty plaque | ||
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The thick film that forms upon one's ass (usually of a clear color). If not removed regularly, it can lead to dirty underwear and foul smell. Big Black wants you to write your name in his booty plaque, you dirty girl.
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