Girls are an intricate race of polar opposites of guys. I'm not saying all girls are bad but I would say a HIGH majority of girls are just bitching attention whores. One day you're cool with them and the next they decide to randomly flip out over little piece of shit things and then proceeds to act like some brainless 2 year old.

Unfortunately statistics show that almost all of the nice, quiet girls are taken already. That leaves the rest of the girls and the G.I.R.Ls to be fairly split among desperate guys. Good luck finding a girl.
All the quiet, nice girls are overshadowed by their bitching attention hogging peers. Too bad. The world sucks but what can we do about it?
by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010

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GIRL STANDS FOR GUY IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!
Person 1 on forum: Hey, people i'm a girl

Person 2 on forum: OMG!!! A TRAP!!!!
by night stallion October 20, 2009

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Girls, they lie, cheat, hoe around town, they pretend they're so sweet and innocent, but they're nothing but lying cheating skanks, who worry about nothing more than hurting other people and what they want, not even about their children. This is girls, not ladies though.
They are all such little girls!

Those girls are such sluts, they need to be ladies.
by I will make you scream! July 21, 2011

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a gender that will break your heart. they will lead you on, say they love you, and make you feel awesome. but in the end, its all a lie.
Girl: I dont love you anymore.
Boy: Youre a real girl.
by fucklife123 January 22, 2011

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An animal that can talk
I wish girls would just stop talking and stand there and look hot.
by UberGeit3000 July 01, 2010

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Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity).
Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you!
Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self)
by potpouri! March 05, 2009

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Generally known as G.I.R.L. is often used in online games when a male plays as a female online. Mainly used to flirt themselves into a male online player's bank. Meaning they will ask for items or money in-game and will most likely get a yes just because of their "female charm".

Can also be used aside from online games. ie, chatting, profiles, social networks. etc.

G = Guy(s)
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
Guy1: Are you a g.i.r.l. too?
Guy2: Always have been.
by Phazo October 25, 2007

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