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Also known as women, these complicated beasts are well known in today's modern world to be extremely complicated to handle. One wrong move or word can send this creature into a downward spiral of shit-talking, crying, and solid objects often become airborne.

When a group of girls meet, expect them to eye you and whisper among themselves. Males often receive mixed messages during this event and are often laughed at when any contact is attempted to be made.

When a threat by a girl is made to a male, they think nothing of it. When a male retaliates with a threat, they then become a "jerk". This could lead to an argument where the girl begins to cry announcing they were never loved by their male partner and may eventually lead to a break-up. This break-up may cause girls to "gossip" and before long, the male is known by many as a "jerk" and his chances of getting another girl decreases sharply.

Males should take extreme caution when communicating with girls. Side effects may include headaches, cuts and scratches to the body, bruising, and occasionally feelings of hatred and loneliness.
Girl: Want some candy corn?
Male: No, I don't like candy corn.
Girl: What if I throw it at your face?
Male: What if I throw it back at your face?
Girls: WOW!!! You are a jerk!!! I can't believe you just said that to me!
by mmachine August 13, 2009
 
23.
Something I just NEVER seem to get...it always seems like all da real catz can't get any chicks...

Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for"

Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick.

And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED.

Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place...

Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime...

I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"
Me: "Hey, how's it goin?" :) *while smiling*

Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy*

Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :)

Girl: "why do you care?"

*Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"*

BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...
by ThaRealestNigga December 31, 2008
 
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Guy In Real Life. Guys in MMORPGs that make their character a girl. They often make other boys their boyfriend and thus, a gold digger. Then, he leaves the "boyfriend" broken-hearted and moves on to the next boy.
Somebody1:"Ugh.....why did my gf break up with me?"

Somebody2:"Maybe she was a G.I.R.L."

Somebody1:"You mean she might've been a guy?"

Somebody2:"Yep."

Somebody1:"....I'm having a headache IRL right now..."
by SirPainsalot March 14, 2007
 
25.
Enigmas. This isn't much of a joke.
........not providing one.
by David Harlow April 24, 2005
 
26.
G.I.R.L. is a common abbreviation on IRC.
be careful when talking to girls!
G.I.R.L. = Guy In Real Life
by housetier April 05, 2006
 
27.
In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.

Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
When does this hellacious ride end!?
by Matt February 27, 2005
 
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Girls are people that go out with "bad boys" and after they ignore every decent guy that comes their way their heart is finally broken by the said "bad boy" and then complain and say that boys are stupid and worthless.
Girls: OMG! He broke my heart, guys are so stupid.

Boys: Maybe if u bothered to find a decent one you'd think different.
by Tellsitasitis August 11, 2009