2: A female not quite developed into a woman yet.
3: Men's excuse for anything going wrong in their lives.
2: Oh, what an adorable little girl!
3: My mom fucked me up-it's not my fault I have no job and am a lazy shovanist pig.
Girl: Wasn't he the president of London when Jesus was around? I thought he was dead!
Other Girl: No, Churchill is that mountain in France! The really really high one. Mountains can't give loans!
Me: Stupid-ass girls.