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70.
(1) A human female child or young woman. A magnificent, often misunderstood creature gifted at an early age with the ability to empathize and nurture. Significantly more sensitive and emotional than their male counterparts due to hormonal structures required for rearing a child. Typically smaller in stature and require and abundance of love. Neither inherently superior or inferior to males. Any human possessing breasts, a vagina, and ovaries fall under this classification of "girl".

(2) Street term for cocaine.
(1) That girl is extremely beautiful.

(2) I just re-upped that white girl.
by Webster123654 February 22, 2011
30 27
 
1.
A younger form of a woman. If you tried to have sex with a girl, you'd be arrested, you damn pedophile.
What a cute little girl!
by Sarahsuke June 09, 2003
7828 1864
 
2.
The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
Proof that girls are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money

And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money

We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2

Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil

So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
by my dick August 04, 2003
9981 6209
 
3.
"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Its time of the god damn month again and yet I am still here on this god damn earth.
by Kat February 13, 2005
5645 2585
 
4.
girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared

Therefore:
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
by cuevdawg January 23, 2004
4842 2013
 
5.
a creature i will never win over
I can't get this girl to love me.
by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 05, 2005
4034 1574
 
6.
Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
by Jason October 02, 2005
3375 937
 
7.
all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"
by blank May 07, 2003
3407 1221