Also known as women, these complicated beasts are well known in today's modern world to be extremely complicated to handle. One wrong move or word can send this creature into a downward spiral of shit-talking, crying, and solid objects often become airborne.

When a group of girls meet, expect them to eye you and whisper among themselves. Males often receive mixed messages during this event and are often laughed at when any contact is attempted to be made.

When a threat by a girl is made to a male, they think nothing of it. When a male retaliates with a threat, they then become a "jerk". This could lead to an argument where the girl begins to cry announcing they were never loved by their male partner and may eventually lead to a break-up. This break-up may cause girls to "gossip" and before long, the male is known by many as a "jerk" and his chances of getting another girl decreases sharply.

Males should take extreme caution when communicating with girls. Side effects may include headaches, cuts and scratches to the body, bruising, and occasionally feelings of hatred and loneliness.
Girl: Want some candy corn?
Male: No, I don't like candy corn.
Girl: What if I throw it at your face?
Male: What if I throw it back at your face?
Girls: WOW!!! You are a jerk!!! I can't believe you just said that to me!
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A younger form of a woman. If you tried to have sex with a girl, you'd be arrested, you damn pedophile.
What a cute little girl!
by Sarahsuke June 09, 2003

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The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
Proof that girls are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money

And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money

We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2

Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil

So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
by my dick August 04, 2003

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"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Its time of the god damn month again and yet I am still here on this god damn earth.
by Kat February 13, 2005

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Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
by Jason October 02, 2005

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a creature i will never win over
I can't get this girl to love me.
by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 05, 2005

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girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared

Therefore:
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
by cuevdawg January 23, 2004

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all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"
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