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Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity).
Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you!
Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self)
by potpouri! March 05, 2009
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Person 1 on forum: Hey, people i'm a girl

Person 2 on forum: OMG!!! A TRAP!!!!
by night stallion October 20, 2009
108 75
Generally known as G.I.R.L. is often used in online games when a male plays as a female online. Mainly used to flirt themselves into a male online player's bank. Meaning they will ask for items or money in-game and will most likely get a yes just because of their "female charm".

Can also be used aside from online games. ie, chatting, profiles, social networks. etc.

G = Guy(s)
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
Guy1: Are you a g.i.r.l. too?
Guy2: Always have been.
by Phazo October 25, 2007
42 9
my right hand
sometimes when i get lonely my girl and i have some fun with tissue and lotion
by SomeGuyWhoHasNothingBetterToDo April 04, 2010
100 71
You can't live without em and you can't shoot em.
I was about to kill my bitch(girl) when she offered to gove me oral. What was I gonna say no!
by Thatguywhocamps11 May 01, 2011
57 30
That thing with a vagina
Person 1: What the hell is that?
Person 2: I think its a girl
by Earnie Hart October 22, 2009
116 90
1) a malicious fiend that will rip your heart out and most likely shit on it too

2) the gender that blows everything out of proportion

3) someone that you can't live with and can't live without
My girl insisted I be a donor. It's like even when you're dead, they still want to rip your heart out.

At times I have innocent conversations with the other gender. My girl tells me I'm cheating on her because of these conversations.

For some reason, I miss you Erica.
by bten July 04, 2009
95 69