Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity).
Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you!
Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self)
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Entinity coming in various types and with different specials each. Develops to Woman when approximately 18 years old.

Evil (avoid! dangerous!):
This form will push you into a relationship and then consume all your time and money, force you to have sex with her and complain about your performance in general and your skill in bed in particular before either exchanging you with the next victim or stabbing you and then sell your internal organs. Judges all your actions (done to her benefit) as bluntly usual. Doesn't have any feelings.

Common (choose your words wisely and there'll be no problems):
Can be met almost anywhere. Fun to be with. Won't force you to anything except for conversation. Relationships possible but often difficult because of the lack of patience on either side. Judges your actions (done to her benefit) seperately but will take some of them for granted. Thinks that she can love, but she can't really.

Heavenly (no problems here):
This is what every boy wants. This form will be there for you in every possible way and won't ask anything of you in return. Extremely seldom but not extinct. Relationship duration can be increased by returning favors. Shows impressive amounts of patience. Will show great happiness when receiving a gift or favor from you. Better for both and the duration of the relationship if you act mostly similar to her (e.g. patience, being nice, cooking breakfast...). Capable of feeling love.

Warning:
A girl (being complex and unique) will never fit 100% to the above definitions, but you have a basis to work with now.
Evil: My 2nd girlfriend. A real witch! And I were stupid enough to fall for her... NEVER approach this type without taking precautions! Avoid contact if possible.

Common: Have a look around you in the city or at your school. Approximately 75% of the girls can be considered as "common type".

Heavenly: You'll have to get to know lots of girls before you meet a "heavenly type" girl. Try nevertheless. It's worth the try. Difficult to spot easy to satisfy.
by Durel December 31, 2005

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Something I just NEVER seem to get...it always seems like all da real catz can't get any chicks...

Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for"

Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick.

And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED.

Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place...

Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime...

I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"
Me: "Hey, how's it goin?" :) *while smiling*

Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy*

Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :)

Girl: "why do you care?"

*Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"*

BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...
by ThaRealestNigga December 31, 2008

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Guy In Real Life. Guys in MMORPGs that make their character a girl. They often make other boys their boyfriend and thus, a gold digger. Then, he leaves the "boyfriend" broken-hearted and moves on to the next boy.
Somebody1:"Ugh.....why did my gf break up with me?"

Somebody2:"Maybe she was a G.I.R.L."

Somebody1:"You mean she might've been a guy?"

Somebody2:"Yep."

Somebody1:"....I'm having a headache IRL right now..."
by SirPainsalot March 14, 2007

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Enigmas. This isn't much of a joke.
........not providing one.
by David Harlow April 24, 2005

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G.I.R.L. is a common abbreviation on IRC.
be careful when talking to girls!
G.I.R.L. = Guy In Real Life
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Girls are people that go out with "bad boys" and after they ignore every decent guy that comes their way their heart is finally broken by the said "bad boy" and then complain and say that boys are stupid and worthless.
Girls: OMG! He broke my heart, guys are so stupid.

Boys: Maybe if u bothered to find a decent one you'd think different.
by Tellsitasitis August 11, 2009

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In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.

Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
When does this hellacious ride end!?
by Matt February 27, 2005

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