1)Some are cute and are kind to you and you are kind to them.
2)Some are very sexy, but these ones tend to be whores.
3)There are those annoying ones who are on about chauvinist pigs and the like, going on about how superior they are to men and how they wish men didn't exist, when they seem to fail to realise that they need men to reproduce and ultimately preserve the females of the human race, just as men need females for the same purpose, and these are the types that suck and should ultimately go to hell. These ones seem to think all boys are dumbasses, even though half of the time the girls who say this are in the bottoms of all their classes, and they fail to realise that there are many men who are smarter than them, along with other women who are smarter than them. These types of girls are just angsty losers raised to a prostitute mother who cried when she got AIDs from her line of work. These people are sexists.
4)There are also those ones that think that "girls are smart and boys are eww and disgusting ewww look its a boy eww." These tend to be 5 year old brats spoilt by their mothers.
5)Related to the girls in number 2, there are the ones who use their appearance to get what they want from us men, but let's admit it, the types of men who fall for this are stupid anyway.
6)There are the ignorant, spoilt chav girls who think they are the greatest and that they own you and the world, but in actual fact they are stupid, fat, lazy, and waste your precious precious oxygen.
2)"Hey, everyone thinks i'm sexy. I went out with 8 boys last week, and none of them new about the others, hahahahaha those losers!"
3)Sara.M, Walfadjiri, Like You Need To Know. (These all biased definitions of girl in the urban dictionary. Look 'em up.)
4)Alot of my friends have annoying little sisters like this.
5)A Succubus is a good example of this. There are lots of girls who seem to act like Succubus(sp).
6)Those annoying girls at work or at school/uni who are covered in make up or fake tan, but their horrible disgusting acne and dirty faces still show. They are the ones who throw tantrums if they get told off for being a right little bitch in classes, or give a false sexual harrassment claim against you to your manager with no strong evidence.
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Money ^ 2 = Evil
So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
time = money
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
money = 'the root of all evil'
girls = (square root of evil) squared
girls = evil
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...