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112.
a very pimp skateboarding brand
idiot: what kind of sk8board is that?

sk8er: girl

idiot:iam not stupid, you cant ride a girl at the sk8park

SK8er: this conversation is over (in whisper) dumb azz
by zaydogg March 22, 2006
 
1.
A younger form of a woman. If you tried to have sex with a girl, you'd be arrested, you damn pedophile.
What a cute little girl!
by Sarahsuke June 09, 2003
 
2.
The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
Proof that girls are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money

And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money

We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2

Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil

So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
by my dick August 04, 2003
 
3.
"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Its time of the god damn month again and yet I am still here on this god damn earth.
by Kat February 13, 2005
 
4.
girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared

Therefore:
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
by cuevdawg January 23, 2004
 
5.
Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
by Jason October 02, 2005
 
6.
a creature i will never win over
I can't get this girl to love me.
by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 05, 2005
 
7.
all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"
by blank May 07, 2003