When you are straight but you like gay/lesbian people
girl 1:OMG PETE IS SOO HAWT!
girl 2: Isn't he like gay?
girl 2:OMG u r so stay
A guy that likes to partake in actions with other guys, that a guy would usually normally do with a girl
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a picture of a normal looking gay guy
Emo is a type of music not a person so dont fucking catergorize yourself or someone else for fucks sake get it right... also if we must use it as a label all it is is to label a guy/girl who likes to kiss other guys/girls and cry themselves to sleep... anybody who wants to fight me on this can go and get screwed or lets just become emo then we can cry because of a song... lol you crack me up you bunch of fuck heads who dont realise that emo is a music genre not a person
music plays in the back ground
boy: whats that playing now?
another boy: emo i think
boy: i am so emo
another boy: shut up lets kiss
boy: oh yeah i am definately emo now
girl: fuckheads emo is a music genre not a person nor something you can label yourself with
1.The female version of a douche is a douchess. Particulary a girl that likes particularly douchey guys. However, a girl can be a douchess on her own minus the douchey boyfriend.
2.A royal douchebag; the maximum level of douchebaggery achieved. The term may be used interchangeably to describe both male and female douchebags. Perhaps a gay douche.
Example 1: "Megan is such a douchess... she's always chasing after the most moronic douchebags of guys. I mean... look at that fool... he has frosted tips! I mean... what year is it? 1998?"
Example 2: "Dude... stop being such a douchess! I swear... you're like... on the royal douchebag level. Get away! Scram!"
|5.||kyle christopher l|
Pretty dumb person. Thinks he is a baller but he really is lost in fantasy land. He is confused with his sexuality. He says he likes girls but tends to be attracted to his same gender. They are usually blondes so they are pretty stupid. Very short as well.
Molly: Hey will you go out with me?
Kyle christopher l: No.
Molly: But I think you are super hott!!!
Kyle: So do the guys!!
Molly: But I am a girl that loves you.
Kyle: Don't you get it? I like men.
a girl who breaks up with a perfectly capable man for a man who is a homo... she does this because she likes to do 2 guys at once while they do eachother as well.
you see that girl over there? She's such a dirty mary. You're right lets throw food at her!
1. A gay male who does not yet know it, rationalizing his sexual preference as fashion sense.
2. phrasal synonyms: "in a transparent closet", "flying under his own gaydar", "rafting down d' Nile", "thinking his Zima is a Guinness"
A subject of one of the following conversations:more...
"What metrosexual Bruce likes about dating Linda is that it doubles his wardrobe, he saves money on skin cream, and she brings home drunken guys so he can blow them."
MALE FRIEND ONE: How come Bruce is missing the game?
MALE FRIEND TWO: I don't know. He said something about "a sale at Express"...?
MALE FRIEND THREE: What's "Express"?
MALE FRIEND ONE: It looks like he's gone metrosexual. It's only a matter of time before he introduces us to a "special friend."
MALE FRIEND TWO: Aw, man. Just last week I heard him say something about how "pink is this year's fuchsia."
MALE FRIEND THREE: What's "fuchsia"?
TRISHA: Things are getting weird with Bruce. You know, ... in the bedroom....
ASHLEY: Uh, oh... But he's got such cute hair and you guys like to go shopping together. I'm sorry, sweetie. I thought - except for fighting over closet space - you guys had a real thing, there.
TRISHA: Yeah. He seemed more in touch with himself. Different from most guys. But, the other day he said he wants to "try something a little different."
ASHLEY: Oh... Like with Rick? Just tell him he has to make do with one girl at a time.
TRISHA: No. No, it's different. Um...
ASHLEY: I know. You're scared, but go ahead and do the anal thing. All guys want it. Just get some lube and make him go slow. He probably won't be that into it that much anyway, after he tries it.
TRISHA: No. I'm not afraid of the anal sex. Well, not e...