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(Noun) a women of legal drinking age that goes out drinking very prepared. She takes an umbrella, condoms, antacids, band-aids, and a rape whistle.
Look Maureen, that woman on the ground just fell. Its a shame that her friends are not more girl scout drunk they could have bandaged her head and saved the paramedics a trip and Bernie a laugh.
by kerb-stirer April 28, 2014

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