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8.
idiot, moron, loser.
pretty much another word for any 3rd grade insult.
Heather: lies!
Matt: you lies!
Heather: you're such a girf!
Matt: pshh
by oh my beckett January 27, 2009
 
1.
Girl/Guy I Recently Fucked

Term used to refer to someone you recently had sex with.
Hey, I think that's the girf from the Poconos.
by Maquiladorian December 04, 2006
 
2.
the word "girl" misspelled with an "F"
"She's not that kind of girf."
"That's a lot of work for two girfs!"
by xrioT6296x September 15, 2009
 
3.
Something you call one of your good girlfriends. Synonym to girl.
"Girf, I love that outfit!"
"Girfy, he is so fine, you should go for him!"
by Girfluva December 31, 2011
 
4.
The area between your buttcheeks and your legs.
My butt hides my girf.
by Síx June 17, 2013
 
5.
a tropical getaway for disgruntled lawn gnomes on strike.
we sent them all to a girf too cool down so they would stop nipping at our ankles.
by Holmar August 03, 2009
 
6.
n. a girf is what most people think a chode is, a girf is when a dick is fat and short, a chode or gooch is the bridge between the asshole and the ballsack
that "girf" (not chode) was so nasty it was fatter than it was long
by gRyPhOn October 16, 2003
 
7.
Someone with a two-faced and manipulative nature. Backstabber and sneers at friends. Also takes things for granted and given everything they want, most of which they do not deserve. No.1 bitch
by Fartinator July 16, 2010