Giraffing

Verb - the sneak attack make-out of a really tall guy, usually directed at a below average height girl.

Also, to giraffe or to be giraffed.

Watch out for Lawrence, he's known for giraffing when you least expect it.

by Uhura-song June 17, 2014

Giraffing

Making out with a girl that you are at least one foot taller than.

"Damn you see those two making out in the corner."
"Yeah man, he's straight giraffing her"

by Herkenham October 10, 2013

Giraffing

A form of avoidance by putting your head so far down that you look like a giraffe trying to pick up some grass off of the ground.

He was giraffing when he walked by her.

by KCBelieve November 10, 2010

Giraffing

The act of swinging your head like a golf club and hitting another person in their chest or crotch
Invented In Morrisville New York by the coolest person ever

Dude im definatley Giraffing Dylan later. Oh nice make him cry hes so scrawny.

by TheOneAndOnlyMetz February 8, 2011

Giraffing

To be in a mood where you want to sit in a corner and die! Comes from the fact that when you corner a Giraffe and threaten it, it lies down on the floor, closes it's eyes, and dies!

If you are Giraffing or Giraffed, you just cannot be bothered, no matter what the situation!

Hung over after a big night out and a mate wakes you up at 7am to ask you to help clear up;

'I can't'
'Why?'
'I'm so badly Giraffing (draffin') bro!'

by Bashwipe Co. June 30, 2013

Giraffing

Giraffing
Verb
The act of two or more flaccid penises intertwining shafts, similar to two or more male giraffes' necks when fighting.

OMG, those hot guys are giraffing over there, let's get a closer look!

by GuilderSewWhat September 16, 2015

giraffing it

It's like this really sexual filthy, filthy thing where you and however many partners try to eat fruit out of trees. Right out of 'em. And there's, I don't know where the insertion happens maybe like, after you eat all the fruit out of the trees you lay down on each other? Back and forth on each other and you enjoy the fruity taste that you got in your mouth.

There's a risk if a second potential partner enters there area, you have to slap your necks together to establish dominance.

Lot of injuries from that.

I don't wanna kiss and tell but this week me and my girl were totally giraffing it.

by Bramblepelt August 12, 2019