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a female that can take a dick extremely far down the throat.
She has no gag reflex. I bet she's a giraffe!
by the lunch boys November 03, 2003
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a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`
Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.
by RockTheJordan June 21, 2006
The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.
"I wish I was born a giraffe."
by yelyr April 25, 2009
A blunt that has been laced with some type of syrup, usually liquid hydrocodone. Since small drops of the syrup usually bleed through to the outside of the shell, the blunt becomes spotty, resembling the neck of a giraffe.
Timmy: Yo dog, spark that giraffe!
Mickey: We 'bout to get lifteeddddd!
by the_blunt_burner December 13, 2010
The sexual act of sticking one's entire head and neck into a woman's vagina
Jack: Yeah, I giraffed my girlfriend last night. It was great.
Andy: How could you even breath in there?
by Brown Cow Wong October 03, 2011
Cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'.
"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."
by The Strut October 12, 2004
A tall awkard animal that eats and poops.
"Damnnn stop being a giraffe"
by Pielover69 February 26, 2013

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