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gipsineb 

A backwards Spoonerism of "big penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 1% of the male population of the world who are the epitome of masculinity and coolness. They are the Alphamales of society. The masters of their domain. The stuff of legend. They are the leaders, not followers. They basically each have their own place on Mount Olympus. Women want them, men want to be them. Cool, calm, confident, ruthless, independent, intelligent, charming, clever, cunning, wise, introspective, powerful, mysterious, sophisticated, and of course handsome. Whatever they say is scripture for the rest of the masses. They are fully aware of their dominion and superiority, but unlike a llampsine who reeks of false confidence, gipsinebs are more do-er's than tell-ers - They let their actions do the talking. 99% of the rest of the male population - llampsines and tapsinefs - all want to be gipsinebs. While a lot of tapsinefs still do not yet understand their potential for gipsinebism, llampsines already think they are gipsinebs, in their skewed reality, but are anything but. When dealing with llampsines, gipsinebs will fight fire with fire and extinguish the llampsine's arrogance and cockiness by humiliating them, proving they are the superior males. Rather than chase after the bounty of women, like the llampsine endlessly does, women flock to him. Obviously, are well-hung and can satisfy any woman.
For the llampsines and reading that still can't comprehend the might of gipsinebs, a layman, abridged description follows:

Archetypal badass
Gipsinebs are perfect substitite subjects for sayings of Chuck Norris.
They are The Most Interesting Men in the World...

Notable gipsinebs: James Bond, Clint Eastwood, Hugh Hefner, King Leonidas, Sean Connery, Liam Neeson, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Parker Lewis, Brad Biggs, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Harry Connick Jr., Daniel Craig, Matt Damon, Samuel L. Jackson, Julius Erving, Bruce Lee, Jason Mangelson, Christian Bale, Raphael Max, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Gregory Peck, Humphrey Bogart, Skyler Kinghorn, Cary Grant, Claude Speed, Brad Pitt, Marlon Brando, Johnny Depp, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Jimmy Stewart, Robert de Niro, etc.
gipsineb by d3ck3r October 27, 2014
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Combination of giant and iPod.

An alternate name for the iPad, the touchscreen electronic tablet made by Apple.

Pronunciation: jahy pod

Also, GiPod Touch
There's no way I'm going to drop 500 bucks on a GiPod, I already have an iPod Touch. What do I need another one for?

Gee, I wish this GiPod weren't so huge. It won't even fit in my purse. In my pocket??? Forget about it.
GiPod by jenestra February 5, 2010
Related Words
gipster gipsy Gips'd GIPSON BARGSLY gipssy Gipd GIPID GiPod gipsbeef Gipset

Beat a gipsy ticket

If you can obtain this ticket, you can beat a gipsy without punishment.
Jack: Do you want a Beat a gipsy ticket?
Luigi: Yes!
Jack: You can print unlimited amount of that!
My building has airtight secrity--there's no way they'll let you in without GIPID.
GIPID by outadabronx August 23, 2009

eclipsy gipsy 

An avid eclipse fan who will travel any distance under any conditions to see an eclipse
He is a real eclipsy gipsy out there in all that gridlock just to see something that's going to last a couple of minutes!
eclipsy gipsy by THE FELLAS® August 22, 2017
A gangstaaa crew inhabiting South-East london. They usually run in packs carry weapons and are often heard yelling "Oi bruv! wot u got for me!" other phrases used by these vigilanits are "eh wot" and "choong ting gimme brim". If approach by a member of Gipset, enquire about their cannibs then breeze out, they're often on a hype.
"Eh bruv it's on mans gonna get boar up in here, dats ma boi up in here. Gipset, it's gonna get live..."


Gipset by Lenaaaaaaaaaa October 8, 2008

Gipsy Danger 

a bad ass mech who kills badass kaijus
Hey ever heard of Gipsy Danger?