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GINGERVITAS is a disease that attacks the hair of its victims and turns them into gingers but does not produce the full effects of gingers only the super ginger hair color, and it is recomended that the victim is palish, cuz tan gingers are icky
Jenyy- OMG! SHE HAS FUCKING GINGERVITUS!
JONNY- no she doesnt she just got heer hair dyed Jenny- yea meaning she has gingervitus |
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Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.
If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'. Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles. Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers. To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park. Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!
Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus. |
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disease carried by gingers; causes loss of soul, ability to physically deal with sunlight, and freckle break outs. "That red head over there just sneezed on me, think I should get tested for Gingervitus?"
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An incurable , chronic disease. Symptoms include red hair, white skin, freckles, howling at the full moon, and in some severe cases OCD.Only way to relieve symptoms is to devour souls. Ex 1:
Mike:"Dude is gingervitus an std?" Doug:"Nah bro you can only catch it if you get bit by one" |
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A genetic condition that causes one to have red hair, pale skin and frekkles I have Gingervitus.
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A disease, normally affecting women, whereby the sufferer finds herself inexplicably and totally attracted to men with red or "ginger" hair. The disease, which has no known cure as of yet, is normally acquired after one has a severe infatuation with a particularly attractive and sexy ginger, leading the sufferer to believe ALL red-heads are equally attractive. Girl 1: OMG i have a bad case of the gingervitus, i keep seeing ridiculously sexy redheads everywhere i go! i don't know what to do!
Girl 2: Ah the same thing has been happening to me ever since i saw that sexy beast Rupert Grint in Harry Potter and the half blood prince. |
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GINGERVITUS is the new form of retardation. anyone who has gingervitus cannot be trusted and they should be avoided at all cost! the closest thing to a ginger is a vampire. people inflicted with gingervitus cannot go outdoors or they will be transformed into a labster ..... a labster with freckles. Gingers live in caves by the thousands. DO NOT look directly at a ginger or the brightness of their firey head will blind you. having sex with a ginger is possibly the worst thing you could ever do, seeing you would burn youself from their fire pubes. GINGERVITUS will no longer be a problem, in 100 years all people inflicted with gingervitus will be swiped from the earth. THANK JESUS joab: is that a vampire?
john: nah..... its just someone with gingervitus .... do not stare at him, you'll die |
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