Ginger is the god of gingers. Like gingers he has all the same features, he is just more awesome then his normal counterparts. Some may know him as Dylan, but that is just the name of his human vessel.

Ginger is the has been to take the form of a human being, but this is because of the deceitful nature of gingers and is trying to trick you. He is a nice, loving god but if you get on his bad side he will unleash his divine wraith upon thee and will make you wish you were never born. he has also on occasion unleashed he is army of gingers to kidnap people in the night. There are ways to appease him though, he enjoys sacrifices of food and drink(virgin sacrifices are welcome to), worship of him, and gifts of video games, movies and comic books. He will also be pleased with sex from women and only women. Ginger is known to converse with his oracle that is a magical talking toucan named Toucan. He also believes people with the initials J.B. are douches.

Remember that he is the most amazing thing ever, better than anything else and is incredibly sexy.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy because he didn't sacrifice a virgin the almighty and awesome Ginger?

Person 2: No, what?

Person 1: A legion of soulless gingers came and took him to bring to their amazing and wonderful god!

Person 2: That's terrible!
by True believer of Ginger May 01, 2012
A red haired person. Gingers do not have souls, and have numerous amounts of freckles. On rare occasions, usually a full moon, gingers can actually grant wishes. The only gingers known to have souls are hot ginger girls, that is the only exception.
"Did the room just get colder?" "No, that ginger kid just walked into the room." "Oh, that explains it."
by Jomajorsh February 08, 2010
A so called human without a soul and is zombie like. hair lit on fire by little devils hiding in the mothers uterus. they attempt to live in our society..soo gingers, asians, and retards should be shipped to mars
Ginger: a thing with red hair and red pubes, freckles, and unbearably pale skin..possibly yellow eyes
tip: dont stare directly into yellow eyes because you may be stunned momentarily
by J-Dizzzzzle July 14, 2008
a souless form of a human
the ginger gave me the death stare.
by Tyroneesha jamal johnston March 06, 2008
Ginger: They are gross people with light skin, red hair, no soul, and freckels. Theyre gross and carry a desiese known as gingervitus. They like to eat carrots, oranges, orange things etc. And the king of gingers is Duncan Tait. Btw fat gingers have diabetus.
Awww gross... CopperCab on youtube Ginger
by loljewgold96 March 08, 2010
A rare colour of hair, but some gingers can develop the disease "gingervitis." Symptoms include a lot of freckles pale skin which means peopke with gingervitis can burn quickly in sunlight and in extreme cases a "loss of soul."
guy 1: "ha ha, a ginger!"
guy 2: punches guy 1, "don't laugh, he's probably got gingervitis.
by dsfkdgf January 01, 2008
Ginger is an olive skinned girl that is short, skinny and has the face of a chihuahua. Dark circles around her eyes and brown hair. Nose that is somewhat pointy and small. Thinks she's all that and a bag of chips. In reality...very insecure!!!!!
That ginger needs a reality check.
by Foxfur February 26, 2010
A person with red hair, light skin, and freckles. Gingers are joked to have no soul. Most gingers have temper issues. This issue is known as ginger rage. When a ginger is angry they will grit their teeth and say ginger rage to "activate" their ginger rage and do some crazy ginger shit. Many gingers try to defend themselves by saying the people making fun of them are racists. Ginger is not a race. A race is a group of people of the same heredity, not physical features. Gingers also say that girls/guys love them because they look unique. Gingers look gross and anyone who gets with a ginger gets made fun of. End of story.
Dude: Hey ginger, go die!
Ginger: GINGER RAGE
(ginger attempts to tackle dude and gets his ass kicked)
by Mthizzle3 April 26, 2008

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