Ginger is the god of gingers. Like gingers he has all the same features, he is just more awesome then his normal counterparts. Some may know him as Dylan, but that is just the name of his human vessel.

Ginger is the has been to take the form of a human being, but this is because of the deceitful nature of gingers and is trying to trick you. He is a nice, loving god but if you get on his bad side he will unleash his divine wraith upon thee and will make you wish you were never born. he has also on occasion unleashed he is army of gingers to kidnap people in the night. There are ways to appease him though, he enjoys sacrifices of food and drink(virgin sacrifices are welcome to), worship of him, and gifts of video games, movies and comic books. He will also be pleased with sex from women and only women. Ginger is known to converse with his oracle that is a magical talking toucan named Toucan. He also believes people with the initials J.B. are douches.

Remember that he is the most amazing thing ever, better than anything else and is incredibly sexy.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy because he didn't sacrifice a virgin the almighty and awesome Ginger?

Person 2: No, what?

Person 1: A legion of soulless gingers came and took him to bring to their amazing and wonderful god!

Person 2: That's terrible!
by True believer of Ginger May 01, 2012
A ginger is a red haired, freckled, light skinned, red cheeked homosapien, who has a needle like shaft, and cold, ice-like testicles. they are believed to have no soul or feelings.
Look at that ginger berman, it looks like his hair is on fire.
by palm-tree,hinch,ginger-balls April 26, 2009
A red-haired school child who by default has overly, crustily, scaly, paley, and freckled skin. They are presumed to have no soul whilst having a low tolerance to the suns UV rays and a high tolerance to taking dick.
"Douglas Kirk is a ginger"
by pussymaster6978 November 01, 2008
another slang word for a nigger
(bob): that dude that just sold me crack was a ginger!
(joe): whats a ginger?
(bob): what one word can you spell with all the letters in the word ginger?
(joe): nigger!!
by mmhmmyippee January 13, 2008
A woman who has successfully given or received all of the following, alabama hot pocket, glass bottom boat, hitler stash, california sun chips, Modified T-square, Leapfrog, Female shocker, sandwich, spit roasted, Triple-Double, Rusty Trombone, Cleveland Steamer, hot carl, angry dragon, donkey punch, abe lincoln, Birmingham booty calls, dump truck, gym socked, Hot Lips Houlahan, houdini, dirty gas pump, jona and the whale, strawberry shortcake, newnan burito, new delhi dot, cincinnati blowtie, alligator fuckhouse, space docking, Tony Danza, and pink socked.
You gotta watch out for her shes a ginger.
by Mike Kyles August 09, 2007
A soulless demon set to walk the earth until they do enough good deeds to turn into a human and live a real life.
Luckily we can tell them apart from us normal people, they have flaming red hair, pale skin, and freckles.When they regain around half of their soul they only have the pale skin and freckles and then are known as 'daywalkers', this is because they can now walk in the sun safely. Be careful if you cross paths with one, they have no morals.
Friend One- Hey Ted, you see that ginger over there?

Friend Two- Of course, how could I miss the red hair?

Careful though, you don't know when it could snap.
by Arrrrrie June 16, 2011
red hair freckles pail skin ussally named marc or george with no pubes
your a ginger.
by saymenogingerfag November 07, 2008
A person with red hair, pail skin, and freckles.

They have no souls.

Me: Shut up.
by BillyBobBobbyJoe February 19, 2011
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