the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."

the gillis principle by PolChan December 6, 2014

Elizabeth gillies 

a hot person

Ellie: hey do you know Elizabeth gillies?

Mike:yeah, a hot person.

Elizabeth gillies by hahshahshswedjihwgfiu3n September 8, 2020

Gillianne 

Different spelling of the name Jillian, acquired from a 80s television show. Means "Jove's Child" or "Jovial". A name that encompasses strength, intelligence, talent, and creativity. Those with the name of Gillianne have a tendency towards the musical or the artistic. Gillianne will be loud, proud, rude, and possibly crude at times because she is not apologetic about being who she is. Tendencies include being fun, laughing a lot, a great listener, adventurous, studious, a great friend, steadfast, dependable, loveable, and caring. Possible nicknames include Gillie, Gillie-Bean, Gilligan, Gill, and G-Dawg.

Gillianne is pretty awesome, but her laugh is hilarious!!!

Gillianne by hazlangleys December 28, 2012

Gillian Jacobs 

Actress born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and after graduating from Mt. Lebanon High School in 2000, Jacobs moved to New York City to study acting at The Juilliard School.

She is currently starring on the hit tv show Community on NBC.
Her unique charm and facial expressions will have you hooked.

actress community Joel Mchale Julliard Pennsylvania Gillian Jacobs

Gillian Jacobs by rockla March 27, 2010

Daniel Gillies

A super hot New Zealand/Canadian actor who plays Elijah’s Mikaelson on TVD and The Originals, and Robert Durst in The Lost Wife of Robert Durst. He has a super hot Kiwi accent, and looks damn good in a suit. Can also be reffered to as Daniel Fucking Gillies

Who portrays Elijah in The Originals? Of course it’s Daniel Gillies!

Daniel Gillies by Skrrtskrrt May 3, 2018

Vince Gilligan 

The greatest human being alive, or to have ever been alive. The creator of the best show on television; Breaking Bad.

Vince Gilligan = Life

Vince Gilligan by BetterCallSaul November 4, 2013

gilliane 

Gilliane’s are funny, attractive, very over protective to her close ones. They can be a bit shy when they first meet you but when you get to know they are soooooooo weird (in a good way).Gilliane’s have a lot of talent, Gilliane’s always say they don’t but deep and in side they know have talent. Gilliane’s always keeps there secrets and promises. If you get in there bad side RUN as far away as you can (just kidding) but seriously DON’T GET IN THERE BAD SIDE. If you meet a Gilliane in your life, NEVER let go of them, they can solve all your problems and always will always be there for you when your sad, lonely or going through a break up. Gilliane’s are the best bff’s ever!! also love animals and nature

Gilliane is am BFF

gilliane by G_dogs March 17, 2019